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September 6, 2019 / Posted by:

The bear who pulled a Goldilocks by breaking into a lodge to take a nap on a bathroom counter!

Thanks to recent HSOTDs like Weed Dumpster Bear, Carjack Bear, Acrobat Bear, Chewy.com Bear, and Deviled Eggs Bear, I should really change the name of this site to Bearlisted, which sounds like a cheap knock-off version of Craigslist Casual Encounters (RIP) for bears. So basically, more useful than this site. But let’s add another bear to the HSOTD pile, and this one will gladly take a nap there.

Buck’s T-4 Lodge in Big Sky, Montana posted on Facebook about how a young black bear broke in through a bathroom window in the women’s restroom and decided to go mimi times on the counter. When the bear was discovered, the humans didn’t gently put a blanket on him before cooing a lullaby into his ear. RUDE BITCHES! Instead they called the cops and Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks who eventually really put that intruder to sleep by tranquilizing him so they could safely get him out of there. They dropped him off in a remote area far away from the lodge. Buck’s wrote on Facebook:

We had a surprise visitor last night in the hotel lobby. A yearling black bear found its way through a window into the ladies’ room. Huge shoutout to Gallatin County Sheriff’s Office and Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks for keeping our guests safe, while recognizing what a once-in-a-lifetime experience it was. They were professional and safe, and provided a great opportunity for folks to learn a little bit about wildlife management

And here’s the video of them taking that passed out bear out of the joint, which looks a lot like the way my mom took my pretending-to-be-passed-out ass to school when I was a kid.

We had a surprise visitor last night in the hotel lobby. A yearling black bear found its way through a window into the ladies' room. Huge shoutout to Gallatin County Sheriff's Office and Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks for keeping our guests safe, while recognizing what a once-in-a-lifetime experience it was. They were professional and safe, and provided a great opportunity for folks to learn a little bit about wildlife management. #buckst4 #visitbigsky #yellowstonecountry #beyondyellowstone

Buck's T-4 Lodge & Restaurant 发布于 2019年9月1日周日

But before the cops tranquilized the bear, he took a shit in the sink. Strangely enough, I’m pretty sure that exact same shit happens in the Director’s Cut of Goldilocks.

Pic: Facebook

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