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July 29, 2019 / Posted by:

The acrobatic burglar bear!

People of Colorado, if you don’t want your shit jacked, you better invest in a highly-technologically advanced security system to protect you from thieving bears (read: a pic-a-nic basket to distract them with. Yes, Yogi Bear was a documentary), because it’s only a matter of time before they use their impeccable snatchin’ skills to snatch your goodies. Case in point: the acrobatic burglar bear who, with the weed shop dumpster-stealing bear, is showing humanity that we should really change the phrase “cat burglar” to “bear burglar.”

Humans in Oak Creek, Colorado put a cowbell on their bird feeder, hoping that it would keep bears in their area from trying to rob the bird they’re trying to feed. But one bear straight-up sharted out a stream of HAHAHAHAs onto that stupid cowbell by stealing the bird feeder using their acrobatic skills!

“Bears are prevalent in the Stagecoach area, and we thought putting a cowbell on the bird feeder would dissuade them from trying to feed on the seeds. We found out how clever they are. It was amusing watching how it snatched the feeder, did a belly flop off the shed, and took off into the woods with it. It is vital that we NOT supply them with food, which results in them not being afraid of humans. No more feeders in our yard!”

You know that scene in Entrapment (aka the movie that Catherine Zeta-Jones should’ve won an Oscar for) where CZJ basically dry fucks the floor and air while getting through the lasers during the heist? Well, that scene ain’t got a milliounce of shit on the acrobatic skills the bear busts in this bird feeder heist.

The way that woman is yelling at that bear… What are you doing, lady?! Any reasonable human should be on their knees and bowing down over the acrobatic skills of that bear, and thank that bear for giving them a Cirque du Soleil show for free!

Pic: YouTube

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