Kanye West Wants To Have A Bunch Of Children Because It’s The Richest Thing You Can Do

Kanye West may be all about himself Jesus right now, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to rely on the power of the Good Lord to promote his album. No, he can’t count on Divine Intervention for this one–mostly because of the blasphemy. So to sell that thirty-minute album, which took forever to make, Kanye appeared on The Late Late Show with James Corden and they did a special version of Carpool Karaoke. You thought driving around and singing was annoying? Kanye turned it up by doing it on a plane.

People says Kanye West took James Corden and over 100 members of his Sunday Service choir up into a huge airplane to sing his songs and promote his new godly album which he released last week. Being stuck in a compressed flying device with Kanye West sounds like Hell to me, but James was into it and they talked all about Kanye’s bullshit. Guess what? He’s still on it.

About his marriage to overly-slutty wife, Kim Kardashian:

“Marriage years are different than human years… Like you know how dog years are like seven years? Every marriage year is like 100 years.”

But wait, just because it feels like marriage lasts forever, that doesn’t make it a bad thing.

“People thought it would be uncool to be married. Then I got married and people were like, “Oh, that’d be cool.” It’s more than cool. It’s more than cool as hell. It’s heavenly. It’s great. It’s magnificent.”

Who the fuck got married because Kanye West got married? I’m going to go with: nobody.

Kanye also said he wants more kids, which is definitely something Kris Jenner would be into! She’d love more grand-babies to continue on the family kurse name:

“[I want] seven kids. The richest thing that you can have is as many children as possible.”

Nope. Ew. Are we about to see a Kim Kardashian Duggar-style family? The Apocalypse is truly nigh.

Kanye is also so godly he never steps out at night–all he does is stay in and read the Bible:

“I don’t like going out at nighttime. I like being at home with my family at night as much as possible. We’ll eat dinner and we’ll play with the kids and then we’ll put the kids to bed and then we go to bed. And then my wife watches Dateline [and] I read the Bible.”

Which is where he got the idea to sell $50 socks with the word “Jesus” on them–that’s in there–Kanye is very spiritual.

And listen to his story about his mental break:

“When I went to the hospital a few years ago, I wrote in the hospital, “Start a church in Calabasas.” It’s something I had a feeling I needed to do that God put on my heart. And now, He just keeps taking me to new levels and taking us to new levels that we just didn’t imagine before. God’s always had a plan for me and he’s always wanted to use me, but I think He wanted me to suffer more and wanted people to see my suffering and see my pain and put stigmas on me and have me go through all the human experiences. So now when I talk about how Jesus saved me, more people can relate to that experience. If it was just, “We grew up with this guys music and now he’s a superstar,” it’s less compelling than, “Oh, this guy had a mental breakdown, this guy’s in debt”…”

There’s more, like Kanye suggesting that he got a $68 million tax return. Feel free to watch for yourself if you can handle the self-obsession paired with full lack of self-awareness. I’m glad they at least had a full plane of people. What a waste of fuel! Maybe they just did a circle and came back? Oh god, what an even bigger waste. Greta Thunberg needs to fuck you up, Kanye.

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