Open Post: Hosted By Kanye West’s Prison Crocs-Looking Yeezy Slides For Kids
Kanye West has terrible style. This isn’t an opinion. It’s a statement of fact for anyone with working vision. Kanye’s krap isn’t just blatantly plagiarized, it’s actually so confusingly bad and overpriced you really have to question the sanity of anyone who thinks that dully-colored basics with a buckle or a tear or a puffed sleeve are FASHUN.
Kanye is truly continuing his trend of being the man who designs for the person who wants to dress like the human race was enslaved by aliens, and he’s come up with his latest bland creation of non-design: Yeezy Slides for kids.
Kim Kardashian posted to her Instagram a preview of Kanye’s new cash grab fashion release. If you thought the complete lack of design of the Yeezy Slides could not be outdone, buckle the fuck in, because look at this lackluster, void of creativity, embarrassingly unnecessary trash:
Yup. That’s it. Camo and peach toned plastic sandals. People in the comments keep calling them Prison Shoes x Crocs. These shoes look like you share footwear with a Cabbage Patch Kid doll. These shoes look like you ordered a mug online and when it arrived it was this shoe. These shoes look like what Barbie wears in her movie version of Orange Is The New Black. These shoes look like someone cut out the bottom of a McDonald’s cup and said, “Yo… is this a shoe?” I have not seen less ingenuity and flair in my life. Kudos, truly.
Can’t wait to see how fast these sell out as people continue their trend of spending money on overpriced bullshit just because a celebrity slaps their name on it. You can buy the same shoes for like $20/$30 on Amazon and they actually have way cuter paint jobs.
Pic: Instagram