But of course this could only be Lady Gaga. While others might think, “You know, maybe this year I’ll walk up the red carpet in a piece that makes it looks like I’m trying to cover up all the hair I lost after leaving my at-home highlighting kit on for too long,” Lady Gaga goes out and does it. She tells her stylist to make her look like a 73-year-old balding hippie who refuses to face the music about their hair situation, and she wears it with pride! As for her outfit, well that’s another story all together.
Not very long after Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got back together, she was seen wearing an engagement ring. So it seemed like it was inevitable that Miley would twerk down the aisle, but last month, a source let it be known that they already consider themselves to be married, and that they had “zero plans” for an “actual wedding.” They might not have been planning a wedding, but according to the Australian tabloid NW (via The Daily Dot), they recently got married.
Even though Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been engaged for a while, there has yet to be the Royal Hillbilly/Aussie wedding of our dreams. While there has been some speculation of when Miley would make an honest man out of the spare Hemsworth, plans to walk down the aisle for those two are about as likely as Billy Ray Cyrus banishing jean jackets from his closet. Continue reading
Besides the fact that she gets to regularly take in the luminous sight of the delicate sleeping raccoon on Billy Ray Cyrus’ head, the only thing that makes me jealous of Miley Cyrus is that her godmother is Dolly Parton. The only way Miley could have a greater godmother is if GOD herself (yes, I said herself) was her godmother.
Miley has growled out her godmother’s song Jolene so many times that Jolene should press charges against the trick for stalking, and Dolly is featured on the song Rainbowland from her new album Younger Now. Miley decided to take her love and obsession for her godmother to the next level by dressed up as Dolly on The Tonight Show last night.
Potential raunchy VMA’s puppeteer, Miley Cyrus, is on the cover of superstar photographer David LaChapelle’s new photography book, Lost + Found. It looks like Miley was like, “Hey, Dave, remember back when I was hangin’ with The Flaming Lips and totally not doing (wink) all sorts of psychedelics and I released an album about dead pets? Can you make me look like what I envisioned I looked like back then? I know I actually looked more like a hippie raver that crawled out of the dirty ball pit in a about-to-be-closed-by the-health-department Chuck E. Cheese. But this is fantasy, y’all!”
She sorta looks like Tinkerbelle and Lisa Frank had a baby that grew up to be a mescaline-using nudist that listens to a lot of Stevie Nicks.
Even thought she looks like she’s flashing her nipples and bits, E! News sez that Miley wasn’t actually nekkid. She was wearing a sheer bodysuit that was decorated with Swarovski crystals. Frankly, I’m more into the Patsy Cline’s boyfriend drag she was sporting for that new video. It’s probably because crystal-encrusted vagina doesn’t have an effect on me, and I’m a sucker for a greasy pompadour.
Pic: David LaChappelle/TASCHEN
No, Miley Cyrus, NO! You leave those innocent puppets alone! It’s bad enough that poor foam hand was dragged into your VMA performance two years ago. Haven’t humanoid hand-operated fabric objects been through enough?
But still, it sounds like someone really wants to see Miley up on stage at the MTV VMA’s on Sunday doing not-right things with puppets. In a surprising twist, it’s not actually Miley Cyrus who is pushing for it.