During the same interview with Variety in which she hates on the name Supergirl, Miley Cyrus made it clear again that she’s on Team Woody Allen Is A Good Guy. Miley has said previously to Vanity Fair that she loved working with Ol’ Man Grossness on his Amazon show Crisis in Six Scenes because he was a great director and that she learned a lot from him. Now she’s telling Variety about the Woody behind the camera. Miley loved that Woody too, because they’re practically the same person. And she doesn’t give two beady-eyed high-waisted khaki shits if you’re side-eyeing her hard right now.
You may have already checked the fuck out of this post after reading “Miley Cyrus Has Serious Thoughts.” You’re smart in wanting to preserve your remaining brain cells.
During an interview with Variety, Miley Cyrus was asked why she thinks gender inequality in Hollywood still exists, and her answer led to her brain burping up a little rant the name Supergirl. SPOILER ALERT: Miley doesn’t like it.
When you think of Miley Cyrus, you immediately have to rinse your mouth out with industrial-strength Listerine since the taste of chipmunk smegma covers your tongue. But after you do that and think of Miley Cyrus again, you think of a serious artiste who is all about the art and her voice and isn’t at all about gimmicks or herself or what she’s wearing. Miley Cyrus thinks that of Miley Cyrus too! And Miley Cyrus is the complete opposite of Mariah Carey.
And she thinks Roman Polanski is AH-MAH-ZING. Limousine hippie Miley Cyrus is the star of Woody Allen’s upcoming series for Amazon, Crisis in Six Scenes. Vanity Fair caught up with the anti-red carpet activist at the show’s premiere in NYC on Thursday night. Presumably not on a red carpet. Perhaps it was taupe, or they stood on the tile. Nevertheless, Miley loves her some tiny daughter-marrier.
Sadly, your eyeballs will not get a serving of a 98% naked Miley Cyrus licking the red carpet while spreading her chipmunk nalgitas to show off her Jeremy Scott-designed butt plug tassel. Because Miley Cyrus announced that she has retired from the red carpeted stroll for the rest of eternity!
Miley Cyrus has gotten so many stupid, tiny tattoos that her body looks like a brown paper bag book cover that was scribbled on by a stoned toddler, and it looks like she kept with that theme with the new tattooed work of art she got inked onto her skin.
Tattoo artiste Dr. Woo posted a picture on his Instagram page of the rebel Chipette showing off a small Vegemite tattoo on her arm. UsWeekly points out that Miley’s promised piece Liam Hemsworth once said in an interview that his favorite snack is Vegemite on toast. That makes sense since he’s Australian and EVERY Australian’s favorite snack food is one of these three things: Vegemite on toast, kangaroo balls on da bah-bee or a Bloomin’ Onion® from the authentic Aussie bistro Outback.
So because Liam’s favorite snack is Vegemite on toast, everyone thinks that Miley’s new tattoo is an homage to him.
If that tattoo is supposed to be a symbol of her love for Liam, I’m really disappointed in her. The Miley Cyrus we all know would get something really romantic and elegant, like a Vegemite tattoo on her pussy bone and it would be spelled “Vagemite.” I thought I knew you, Miley!