The wildfires currently raging through California have been devastating, despite their cute-sounding names (Camp Fire in the north, which has me picturing teenagers singing Kumbaya in a circle, and Woolsey Fire in the south, which makes me picture the same thing but with more blankets and sweaters). The fires have proven that fire doesn’t care who you are, it’s going to rip through your house and leave a pile of ashes. It was previously reported that the fires claimed Caitlyn Jenner’s house, but that was wrong info. Caitlyn’s house still stands, but many others weren’t so lucky.
Billy Ray Cyrus celebrated his 57th birthday over the weekend and he did so with his wife Tish as well as his lesser famous children, Noah and Trace Cyrus. Noah did what all girls who just started dating a guy do, and brought her new boyfriend, rapper Lil Xan to the festivities. Lil Xan, huh?… this is the world we’re in people. This is where we evolved to. We all contributed to this fall in society. We are all to blame.
The talk about Miley Cyrus’ wedding to Liam Hemsworth, has taken so many sharp turns, every new story should come with an Amazon link to a reasonably-priced neck brace. After three years apart, they hooked back up and got re-engaged, then denied they were engaged, then admitted they kind of were, then they weren’t getting married. The last rumor was that Miley and Liam got married in Australia after Christmas. A source that recently spoke to OK! Australia (via The Daily Mail) claims that not only are they not married, they’re calling things off all together.
No, the “Miley Cyrus” of squirrels isn’t Miley Cyrus thirsty for attention in a squirrel costume. It’s this actual squirrel contending with a Yankee Flipper in this video (via Mashable) set to her song “Wrecking Ball.” Exactly what is a Yankee Flipper? If you guessed “a move that J.Lo pulls on A-Rod during sexy times,” you were wrong!
For those not in the bird feeding game, there is a type of motorized, weight-activated bird feeder called the Yankee Flipper, which spins interloping squirrels around in the circle until they lose their grip on its base.
You gotta give “The Miley Cyrus of Squirrels” some credit. He’s tenacious like you read about.
Before Harvey Weinstein was officially outed as the closest DNA relative to a bridge troll, it seemed as though every red carpet had at least one star in a Marchesa dress. Marchesa is co-owned by Harvey’s now-estranged wife Georgina Chapman. Then the stories about Harvey went public, and A-list actresses were running away from Marchesa as if it was a deep-fried gluten sandwich. Nobody wanted to wear Marchesa anymore. Well, nobody until Scarlett Johansson, who did just that at the Met Gala.
Ten years ago, Vanity Fair published a feature on Miley Cyrus and in one picture, shot by Annie Leibovitz, she posed with nothing but a sheet covering her chest. 15-year-old Miley apologized for looking less than wholesome. But 25-year-old Miley took back that apology on the 10th anniversary of the photo with a huge “Fuck You.”