Category: Gold Diggers

Prison Bae And Chloe Green’s Bae-by Has Arrived

June 7, 2018 / Posted by:

The baby that Jeremy Meeks made with Topshop heiress Chloe Green has been born. E! News reports that after almost a year together, 34-year-old Jeremy and 27-year-old Chloe are now the parents to a little boy. Chloe made the announcement on Instagram yesterday, and it turns out that their son Jayden Meeks-Green was actually born a week ago on May 29th. I’m guessing it took them so long to release the first picture because Jeremy’s hands were too busy pumping his fists in the air like a lottery winner.

Jeremy posted the same picture with pretty much the same caption.

This is Chloe’s first child, and Jeremy’s second. He shares a son with his estranged wife Melissa Meeks, as well as two children from Melissa’s previous relationship that he considered his step-children. It was rumored Jeremy and Chloe were going to get shotgun married back in April, but that plan was probably dashed the second Jeremy remembered he wasn’t yet technically divorced from Melissa. But he is now.

Neither Jeremy nor Chloe ever commented on her pregnancy, and that Instagram request for privacy would lead me to believe that they still aren’t about to say much. They’re probably not saying anything because they’re too busy making calls to baby modeling agents, and they’re not showing a picture of Jayden’s face because they’re saving it for his big debut in a European diaper commercial. There’s no way Jeremy didn’t pass on his Blue Steel look to his spawn.

Pic: Wenn.com

Jeremy Meeks And Chloe Green May Be Planning A Shotgun Wedding In Miami

April 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle might want to consider moving the date up for their big wedding before American royalty (yes, we deserve this and you know it), Prison Bae Jeremy Meeks, and British commoner Chloe Green steal their thunder. The Daily Star reports that Jeremy and Chloe are ready to walk down the aisle as soon as possible because pregnant Chloe doesn’t want to “give birth unmarried”. The wedding could be as soon as April, never mind the fact that Jeremy isn’t officially divorced from his wife Melissa Meeks yet.

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“Prison Bae” Jeremy Meeks Put A Baby In Chloe Green

March 28, 2018 / Posted by:

He’s done it! Jeremy Meeks has managed to secure the bag by putting a baby in the satin and velvet lined womb of Topshop heiress Chloe Green. UsWeekly reports that multiple sources have confirmed the news. It’s the American dream, turned up to 11. It’s winning gold medals each and every event at the Gold Digger Olympics (those being the Yacht Thot Race, the 1000 Yard Career Bump and most coveted of all, the 18 Year Check Cash Dash). Against all odds, Jeremy went and did that thing!

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Rob Kardashian And Kylie Jenner Are Suing Blac Chyna For “Shaking Down” Their Family

September 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Ah, t’was a more innocent time for Rob Kardashian and his little sister Kylie Jenner. A time before lip kits and surgeries and getting revenge-scammed by a former stripper-turned-succubus named Blac Chyna. At least that’s what lawyers for Rob and Kylie are alleging. So much for Rob and Chyna playing nice for the sake of their daughter Dream.

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Robin Thicke Is Having A Baby With Barely Legal Girlfriend April Love Geary

August 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Repugnant papa Robin Thicke is about to be a parent again. Robin’s been out of the headlines for a minute after grossing us all out for months during his divorce and extra messy custody battle with Paula Patton. During those early, heady days of 2017, Robin and Paula had all their business up in our grills. Allegations of child abuse, spousal abuse, drug abuse and abuses against common decency were all flung in Robin’s direction, yet his girlfriend April Love Geary still thought it would be a good idea to seal the deal with Robin by putting a Thicke fetus up in her.

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