Jeremy Meeks And Chloe Green May Be Planning A Shotgun Wedding In Miami

April 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle might want to consider moving the date up for their big wedding before American royalty (yes, we deserve this and you know it), Prison Bae Jeremy Meeks, and British commoner Chloe Green steal their thunder. The Daily Star reports that Jeremy and Chloe are ready to walk down the aisle as soon as possible because pregnant Chloe doesn’t want to “give birth unmarried”. The wedding could be as soon as April, never mind the fact that Jeremy isn’t officially divorced from his wife Melissa Meeks yet.

According to Daily Star:

The couple are believed to have sent invites to friends and family saying they will get hitched at a plush hotel in Miami this month. Chloe, 27, is now reportedly expecting a child with former prisoner turned fashion model Jeremy, 34.

A source said: “The wedding invites are out and the wedding is in early April at a hushhush location in Miami. There will be a lot of rich and famous faces there.

Will there really, though? They probably mean “British” famous. But then again…

Just another day in the life of…

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Oh shit, maybe this thing is about to be lit after all!

Daily Star says Chloe is actually a little bit embarrassed by having to have what is referred to in the colonies as a “shotgun wedding” (a term she hates) but is willing to do it to add legitimacy to her pregnancy. They also say that Chloe’s family is “disgusted”, “stunned” and “saddened” by the speed of their relationship. But apparently her parents (mum is pictured above) have now accepted God’s plan and have given their blessing after overcoming “reservations” about their daughter getting dicked down by a felon.

Jeremy seems less worried about what his family thinks. According to Daily Star, Jeremy’s estranged wife Melissa claims to have been shocked into a miscarriage when she first heard the news of the affair via Instagram and has called him a “gold digger”. Now she’s more circumspect.

Melissa said: “It was as if my heart stopped for a little bit. “I was in shock, but at the same time I knew it was coming. To me, starting a family with a billionaire’s daughter is the golden ticket, right?”

Chloe disagrees, it’s more like a Diamond ticket!

Diamond ticket in hand, Jeremy has wasted no time showing it off to the rest of his family.

Commoner Chloe looks almost comfortable there in the midst of American royalty. Maybe one day she’ll feel comfortable enough to swap out that tacky blazer for a nice, comfy Kirkland sweatshirt and start to learn how the other 99% of us live.


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