Prison Bae Has Filed For Divorce From His Wife

True love just ain’t what it used to be. Jeremy Weeks has finally come up for air from playing tonsil hockey with Topshop heiress Chloe Green (seen above) to file for divorce from Melissa Weeks. You know…his wife of eight years who stayed with him while he was in prison.

TMZ says things have been going well with his ATM Chloe, whose parents are worth a cool $5.4 billion, so Jeremy is ready to officially hit the “out with the old and in with the rich bitch new!” button. Jeremy wants joint legal and physical custody of his seven-year-old son he had with Melissa. The Daily Mail says he was also the stepfather of Melissa’s two older kids.

For those not aware of the prison drama of it all, Jeremy was sent to the pokey in 2014 during a gang sweep. Police posted his mug shot on Facebook, and the fashion community took note. He sprang free last year and began his modeling career. Prison Bae then found his way onto a yacht with Chloe, and the rest is gold digging history. They’ve been inseparable ever since, and Chloe’s been taking him to fancy parties all around the world.

Let’s all give the gold digging golf clap for Prison Bae. From a prison cell to Monaco in three years? That’s some Heather Mills shit on steroids.

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