Category: Emma Stone

Meanwhile, In London….

February 13, 2017 / Posted by:

We’ve been shitting up post after post from last night’s Adele Appreciation Ceremony (Featuring Adele Appreciating Beyonce), but another awards show happened yesterday. Two weeks before Hollywood gets dressed up in $15,000 gowns to lick each other’s taints and jack one another off at the Oscars, they got into $15,000 gowns to lick each other’s taints and jack one another off at the BAFTAs last night.

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Kate Hudson Went With Both Visible Underboob And Visible Underwear At The SAG Awards

January 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Because why decide on just one when you can help yourself to both? Kate Hudson wanted it all: underboob, underwear, sequined black censor bars, a giant flower putting another flower in a choke-hold, fancy little capes for her shoulders. Kate pulled up to fashion’s drive-thru speaker and ordered everything on the menu.

Razzie nominee Kate Hudson was at the SAG Awards last night as a presenter, which might be why she went red carpet casual by wearing a Dior dress with boxers underneath. If she tries to conceal her underwear by pulling her dress up higher, she’s gonna flash a whole lot of nipple. If she tries to cover up her underboob by pulling her top down a little, she’s going to show tons of underwear. Ha, listen to me – acting like Goldie’s thirsty daughter would ever be concerned with covering up an underboob situation.

Hints of glittery titty was a bit of a theme last night.

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It’s Time For Vanity Fair’s Annual “Bored Actors Lying Around In Fancy Clothes” Issue

January 26, 2017 / Posted by:

On last year’s cover of Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue were the likes of Jane Fonda, Viola Davis and Cate Blanchett looking like you at the DMV when the number in your hand says “198” and they just called number “10.” Their faces told a story and that story was, “I am bored but I also want to fuck a bitch up.” And for this year’s cover, Vanity Fair did what they’ve done a million times before: they gave us bored pretty youngins’ in $10,000 gowns.

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Emma Stone Really Didn’t Want To Talk About Her Dress Last Night

January 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Emma Stone really didn’t have much to say about that junior prom princess dress when she reached Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet of the Golden Globes last night. The face she’s making in that picture above kind of says all that needs to be said, really. It’s very “Please direct all Worst Dressed lists to my stylist.”

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Disneyland Really Was The Happiest Place On Earth For A Super High Andrew Garfield And Emma Stone

January 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Since weed has a tendency to make annoying things more tolerable and tolerable things wonderful, some people get high before they go to Disneyland. It’s really the perfect place for it: bright colors, tons of candy and people wearing oversized foam costumes. It’s like a wholesome rave! Andrew Garfield did this once, and he recently talked about getting Disneylit to W magazine.

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Emma Stone Says Her Jokes Have Been Stolen And Given To Her Male Co-Stars

December 22, 2016 / Posted by:

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Anyone who has enjoyed The House Bunny more than 10 times (please join me at this lonely table, won’t you?) knows that Emma Stone is a fairly funny person. Emma Stone is the type of actress who can be trusted to make a joke on set without all the gaffers and key grips thinking “Oh god, she’s totally going to start with ‘knock knock’, isn’t she…“. However, Emma hasn’t always gotten to keep the jokes she cracks on set.

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