Category: WE GET IT GIRL

Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Get Matchy-Matchy At LAX

July 7, 2016 / Posted by:

Another day, another story about the perfectly organic and natural love between Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston. These two are touring harder than an aging rock band who’ve have realized they still have mortgages to pay. The latest stop on their world tour is LA. And of course they showed up in matching outfits.

Hot off the heels of their super-cool heavily-staged 4th of July party, UsWeekly tells us that Tay and Tom touched down at LAX yesterday in really subtle, non-couple looks. Wait, no. The opposite. Tom was in his trademark blue jacket and Tay was in a perfectly matching navy sweater and navy check skirt. Looks like girl is pushing him hard to work that Americana look. Tay, seeing as you went to England to meet his mom, I’m pretty sure you’re aware he isn’t American. You had your chance with a Kennedy and ya blew it. Tom is never gonna be JFK Jr, ok?

Adding more fuel to the TayTom fire is that Calvin Harris is back. And he’s maybe calling out Tay for being a ho through song. How very Taylor Swift of you, Calvin Harris.

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Gwen Stefani Talks Divorce, Again

July 6, 2016 / Posted by:

I love the late summer/early fall push magazines make because it means more ads. And more ads means more of those fold-out perfume things, which is always the icing on the cake for a night out. It also means they get big celebs pushing whatever it is they want to hawk. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that Gwen Stefani has mostly been selling us her and Blake Shelton‘s romance, and by proxy, her latest album. Well, she’s at it again!

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Taylor Swift Met Tom Hiddleston’s Mom In The Newest Chapter Of Their Romance Novel Love Affair

June 25, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s absolutely incredible the empire American Girl dolls has built. There’s the doll itself that comes with a whole story and life and her little accessories, but then there are endless possibilities. You can buy her an entire world full of furniture and clothes and friends. Beyond the large scope of imagination it provides for children, the company is astounding because of the fuckload of money its made. Much like Taylor Swift, living American Girl doll. And now, she’s really upped the ante with her latest accessory, Tom Hiddleston, by playing with him in the “meet your boyfriend’s mother for super natural looking photos” playset!

After meeting her parents in Nashville and Tom embarrassing himself at the Selena Gomez concert, The Daily Mail says that they jetted off to England to meet his mother, Diana.

The two arrived there yesterday and they spent super private time with his mom in front of the paparazzi before driving around his hometown of Suffolk. Taylor brought Tom’s mom gifts. After their leisurely and spontaneous stroll, Tom drove Taylor around in a very James Bond-esque (cast him already!) Jaguar and showed her his favorite spots. Like a gas station where he got them coffee. Nothing screams Harlequin romance like a quick cup of piss joe at a gas station.

When it comes down to it, I kind of admire Taylor and I can’t believe I typed that. At least she’s the kind of master puppeteer who puts out dumb and sappy entertainment into the world, which it kind of needs at the moment. Maybe Taylor’s presence in the UK will somehow rework Brexit. Or maybe she’ll just buy Buckingham Palace, rename it Pretty Pretty Princess Palace and live happily ever after with her fully posable Prince Charming.

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Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston’s “We’re Really, Really In Love” Tour Made A Stop In Nashville

June 22, 2016 / Posted by:

On your left, is the French impressionist painting titled ‘Stunt Queens At A Concert’ by Monet’s ghost, 2016” – a tour guide at the Shameless PR Couples Hall of Fame and Museum.

Okay, it’s one thing to dance like a malfunctioning cymbal monkey next to Taylor Swift at the Met Gala. But busting out some awkward dad head bops at a Selena Gomez concert is another thing that does not need to happen ever. One week after their young adult romance book cover photo shoot came out in The Sun, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston hugged on each other and danced together at her BFF Selena Gomez’s show in Nashville, TN last night. When Meat Loaf sings, “I would do anything for love,” (or in this case, “I would do anything for PR“) he meant anything BUT dance at a Selena Gomez concert.

Videos of ToTay dancing have popped up on Twitter and Snapchat, and I know he’s only 9 years older than her, but he looks like an uncomfortable suburban dad chaperone trying to look like a cool and hip dad in front of his daughter’s tween friends at a Selena Gomez concert. I mean, Selena Gomez!

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Blake Shelton And Gwen Stefani’s Biggest Fan Is….

June 10, 2016 / Posted by:

Paul Sheldon had Annie Wilkes. Wayne Campbell had Crazy Stacy. Beyonce has the Beyhive. Gwake, the unholy portmanteau used to represent the so-real relationship of Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, also has an obsessed super fan. No, it’s not any of the people who are maybe being paid to gush about them on social media. According to Gwen Stefani, it’s Gwen Stefani. Oh Gwen; still allergic to subtlety, I see.

During an event on Tuesday, UsWeekly asked Gwen about her relationship with croonin’ giant Blake Shelton and she said:

“I’m our biggest fan! I actually feel like I’m not in my own life, because I’m not. I’m in a different life all of a sudden. I’m so blessed and I feel like I believe in my path. Now there’s all these miracles around me!”

Sadly, Blake was unable to be reached for comment regarding whether or not he felt the same way about their relationship, as he was too busy dragging a random woman on Twitter.

Gwen claims to be Gwake’s most hardcore stan, but I’m not so sure. The last time we checked in on Gwen and Blake’s relationship, she was allegedly turning down his marriage proposal. That doesn’t sounds like something a self-professed “biggest fan” would do. The biggest fan would have said yes, immediately changed their Twitter name to TheFutureMrsGwakeShelton, then gotten a backwards tattoo of Blake’s proposal across her titties so she could re-read the reflection of it every morning in the bathroom mirror while brushing her teeth with a toothbrush made of Blake’s hair. Gwen, I’m starting to question your commitment to this fandom.

As you can see from these pictures of Gwen with her kids last Sunday, she’s not wearing a single article of clothing with Blake’s face on it. Gwen, come on. At least use some of that black hair dye to spell out BLAKE in your ponytail next time.

Pics: Instagram, Wenn.com

Gwen Stefani Turned Down Blake Shelton’s Marriage Proposal

May 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Radar is reporting that Blake Shelton decided to take his genuine love for Gwen Stefani by popping the question to her after just six months of very public outings and TV performances. And romance or something. Prepare yourselves, the proposal story is straight out of the Cowboy Romance Handbook. I need a minute before I tell you what happened, my eyes are stuck in the roll position…

According to Radar, during an indoor picnic (what?) at Gwen’s mansion, Blake hid a $1.2 million dollar engagement ring inside a box of KFC. However, when Gwen found it, she didn’t yodel out a “yeehaw yes“. Gwen turned him down. If getting turned down by your girl after she pulls out a greasy, crazy expensive ring from a box of fried chicken isn’t country, I don’t know what is. There must be songs about this already, right? If there aren’t, you can bet your prize winning pig there will be.

Radar’s source types are saying are behind there were quite a few factors behind the decision. Gwen is still feeling the burn after the divorce form Gavin Rossdale and his nanny humping ways. The age difference between her and Blake is also apparently a concern. She’s 39 and he’s 46. The age factor is also stinging her in the ass because she thinks she’s done having babies and is worried Blake won’t be happy in a relationship where he won’t get the chance to be a father. However, her main concern is her three kids, Kingston (10), Zuma (7) and Apollo (2) and how they’d adjust to a new Mr Stefani.

What a funny coincidence that this story broke right after it came out Gavin is not happy about Blake being around his kids so much. Just like everything else with Gwen and Blake, this definitely doesn’t seem orchestrated! There’s nothing phony smelling about an indoor picnic and a ring in a box of chicken. Blake, despite being turned down, apparently told Gwen to hold onto the ring until she changes her mind. That’s really sweet of him. He knows what she’s going through. I’d need a cheer up million dollar rock too if this had been done to me.

Pic: Wenn

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