If You’re A Kennedy, Taylor Swift Will Stick Her Tongue In Your Mouth

October 10, 2012 / Posted by:

Yes, it’s true (no, it’s not) that Taylor Swift pasted a picture of her head and Conor Kennedy’s head over JFK and Jackie Kennedy in their wedding picture and she keeps that picture next to her princess canopy bed, but don’t let that fool you. Taylor Swift is a Kennedy-stalking tramp ass slut who has a serious case of the delusions, because she obviously thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe. Trick is trying to fuck all the Kennedys. If you came out of a Kennedy’s poon, Taylor wants you in her poon.

A source tells Radar that on the outside it looks like Taylor’s only got pink hearts in her eyes for Conor Kennedy, but the truth is she’s seriously Kennedy-ized and will get on any member of the family. The source says that at a Kennedy family party recently, Taylor showed up with Conor Kennedy, but she secretly slipped away from him to make mouth love with 19-year-old Patrick Schwarzenegger, the son of Arnold Scharzenegger and Maria Shriver. Conor doesn’t know about it, but some of the Kennedys do and they’re not happy. And when a Kennedy isn’t happy with you, you in danger, girl. But Taylor is too dumb and squinty in the eyes to see that. The source said this:

“Taylor was making out with Patrick all night. The previous day, she was all over Conor, so she hooked up with two cousins on consecutive nights! Taylor and Patrick weren’t kissing out in the open, but she wasn’t being as subtle as she thought she was. They [the family] think she’s a hanger-on and find her obsession with the Kennedy cousins disconcerting Taylor lost the respect of everyone in the family. They despise her and don’t want her anywhere near Conor or Patrick.”

Taylor’s rep denies all of this.

This is seriously the Nick Jr. version of that Bobby, John and Marilyn mess.

Taylor wants to become a Kennedy so bad that if Ethel Kennedy winked at her for some reason, Taylor would sit on her face in a minute. So if Ethel Kennedy doesn’t want a mouthful of Taylor’s crab apple, she better keep her eyes down at all times. Hell, Taylor would even hump on THIS Kennedy. That’s how hard up she is.

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