Category: The Muppets

Open Post: Hosted By A Vintage Clip of Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cursing In Front Of Elmo

July 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Cursing is the great equalizer. From the lowliest pauper to the wealthiest business magnate, there’s nothing like unleashing a huge FUUUUCK to express the deepest and most complicated of your emotions. However, there is a time and place for cussin’. One of those places is not Sesame Street. Someone could’ve told Julia Louis-Dreyfus that because there’s video evidence of her letting out a quick “shit!” in front of our favorite Muppets.

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Disney+ Is Adding A Disclaimer To 18 Episodes Of “The Muppet Show”

February 22, 2021 / Posted by:

According to Entertainment Weekly, Disney+ recently released all five seasons of The Muppet Show, which aired from 1976 to 1981, despite the show’s history of deeply disturbing depictions of interspecies carnality. But apparently, that type of debauchery is A-OK in Disney’s book, however, they did decide to add a disclaimer to certain episodes warning viewers of “negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures” instead. So sorry to all you same-species crusaders, you’re just going to have to find a way to explain to your children why they’re suddenly confronted with seeing whatever Gonzo is trying to fuck a chicken.

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The Longtime Voice Of Kermit The Frog Got The Can

July 18, 2017 / Posted by:

It was reported last week that Steve Whitmire, the voice of Kermit the Frog, was retiring after 27 years. Well, apparently The Muppets set took a turn for the Jane Pauley/Deborah Norville, because Steve didn’t retire. He was fired! Steve was let go for mouthing off, and it wasn’t even to Miss Piggy! But don’t feel too bad for Steve. I’m sure he’ll a bright future ahead as a clairvoyant invited to dinner parties on any number of the Real Housewives franchises.

Steve says Disney gave him his pink slip for running around claiming Jim Henson (who died in 1990) wouldn’t have agreed with the direction Kermit was going in. Kermit’s voice will be replaced this week by Matt Vogelwho has been brought into the Muppet mix.

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One Million Moms Wants ABC To Drop Their Perverted-fied Muppets Show

September 23, 2015 / Posted by:

The all-new The Muppets show debuted last night and around 9 million pairs of eyeballs watched it and that put it above Scream Queens (which was like watching Ryan Murphy reenact Heathers with Barbies) for the night. The new The Muppets show to me was like The Office but with Muppets. Sure it was a little more “adult,” but it’s not like the old show was squeaky clean. I mean, Janice was obviously always high out of her felt mind, Miss Piggy and Kermit were in an abusive relationship and Scooter was obviously a sociopath and serial killer since nobody is that nice for real. But well, the comedy group known as One Million Moms (aka Five Crazies With One Million Burner Email Accounts Between Them) believe that the new Muppets show is tainting the brains of the innocent children!

Before last night’s premiere, the group of conservative moms released a letter begging ABC to not smear the pristine innocence of children with their Muppet filth. They wanted ABC to pull the first episode. Their letter didn’t work obviously. But it did work at making me spit out a stream of LOLs. They are comedy geniuses and their line about Kermit not wearing pants proves that. The letter in all its hilarious entirety is after the cut.

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