24-year-old Canadian hobo-baby Justin Bieber, and 21-year-old American (insert what she actually does here) Hailey Baldwin, got tired of all the media coverage Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have been getting and decided to cut themselves a piece of the engagement-press pie. After getting engaged over the weekend while on vacation, the couple has wasted no time in leaking bits of information about the engagement out to the media. People acquired such info, by finding some fans who were stalking the couple on their Bahamas vacation and managed to snap a pic of Hailey wearing a big-ass diamond on her Put-a-Ring-On-It finger.
This is what the ring looks like:
— ŃØÜRÅ (@JBieberwink) July 8, 2018
That is a Justin Bieber engagement ring: it reflects him. It’s childishly over-dramatic and tacky as fuck.
People also found a source (Bieber’s hot pastor) who told them:
“It’s kind of a surprise, but kind of not. Justin has been extremely happy these past few weeks. He has known Hailey for a long time. This might seem sudden, but they know each other very well.”
Hailey’s father, Stephen Baldwin, was beyond ecstatic at the engagement, Tweeting and deleting a message saying: “Sweet smile on my face! me & wife (Kennya) Always pray 4 Gods will !! He is moving in hearts of JB&HB. Let’s all pray for His will to be done Love you 2 so much !!!” Of course Stephen is excited. This is the best thing to happen to his career since his brother Alec Baldwin. Catch that son-in-law train, girl! Get you some roles in the background of his music videos. I see him calling his agent already: “Okay, we need to stop selling me as Alec Baldwin’s brother. Now I’m Justin Bieber’s father-in-law!”
Bieber’s mom also wrote on Twitter to low-key reference the engagement:
Love Love Love Love Love Love Love.
— Pattie Mallette (@pattiemallette) July 7, 2018
You know who else is absolutely living for this news? Selena Gomez‘ mother. While Selena will be pouring one out for the future messy divorce which she could have been a part of, her mom will be calling Taylor Swift to cackle about her daughter dodging that man-baby sized bullet while popping champagne bottles. Celebrations all around!