Category: Sinead O’Connor

Sinead O’Connor Has Reportedly Gone Missing In Chicago (UPDATE)

May 16, 2016 / Posted by:

TMZ has put Sinead O’Connor’s face on a milk carton by reporting that she is missing and police in Wilmette, Illinois are looking for her and believe she’s suicidal. Not today, 2016, not today.

Sinead went for a bike ride in Wilmette, which is a suburb of Chicago, yesterday and when she never came back, someone called the cops. Sinead was on a motorized Raleigh bike with a pink basket on it, and she was wearing a black parka, black leather pants and a sweatshirt with “Ireland” on the back of it. An alert was sent out to the police officers and they classified Sinead as “missing suicidal.” Sinead is apparently staying with friends in Wilmette and the alert says that she went for a bike ride at around 6 in the morning yesterday.

Early yesterday morning, Sinead posted an open message on Facebook to a “Jake.” Jake is the name of Sinead’s 28-year-old son, so this message was probably for him:

Jake, kindly go to the court on Tuesday and take custody your brother from Tusla. My lawyer will be making the illegal way yourself and Donal got him into Tusla (lying to the cops etc) known to the judge. expect to be in trouble. In fact you’d best bring a lawyer of your own. And do not abandon your brother or any other of my babies again. What you have done to your brother and your mother is LITERALLY criminal.

Sinead is currently in a long custody fight with her ex Donal Lunny over their 12-year-old son Shane. On Friday, she wrote an open letter to Shane where she told him that she’s trying to him out of “care” and advised him to get his own lawyer to fight Tulsa. Sinead was also recently sued by Arsenio Hall (or “Arse-inio” as she calls him) for saying that he was Prince’s bitch and pill supplier. And last November, Sinead was found safe after she said in a Facebook status that she had taken an overdose. And hopefully she’s found safe this time too.

UPDATE: Just when I was about to scream at the police in Wilmette to drag Arsenio Hall into the station for questioning, Sinead has been found safe and she’s no longer listed as a missing person. Now she can get back to fighting the good fight by telling us about the trials and tribulations of the difficult brown and hating on the real enemy: Kim Kuntrashian.

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Sinead O’Connor Wants Arsenio Hall To Suck Her Dick

May 7, 2016 / Posted by:

We’re all still reeling from the loss of one of God’s sexiest and most purple angels, Prince, so people are gonna be dragging this for a while. Everyone’s favorite game when death comes knocking on a celebrity door is the speculation and blame game. We’ve already had Dr. Aretha give us her take, and Sinead O’Conner decided to put on a lab coat to give us her opinion. Which was to accuse Arsenio Hall giving Prince a ton of drugs, including the drugs that may have sent him to the afterworld. Arsenio claimed that he wasn’t Prince pill supplier and slapped back with a $5 million defamation suit.

Sinead, who has been snubbed for Pulitzer prizes and title of Poet Laureate (see: Difficult Browngot on her favorite publishing platform, Facebook, to respond to Arsenio’s suit:

I’m gonna give her points for “ARSE-INIO” because that’s good. It’s exactly the eloquent and creative use of language that I’ve come to expect from her. And what a thrilling turn of phrase “He can suck my dick” is! And so nice to see a through line in her work – she’s always got dick on the mind and manages to slip it in (pun intended!) wherever she can. She really never disappoints and I’m thankful Facebook came into existence because it teases out these delightful and enchanting poems from inside her mind. It takes a real artist to not only have the courage of one’s convictions but to also express them so beautifully. Arsenio better hire some English Lit people for his team because his suit doesn’t stand a chance in the face of such enticing  words.

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Arsenio Hall Is Suing Sinead O’Connor For Saying That He Supplied Prince With Drugs

May 5, 2016 / Posted by:

I wouldn’t be surprised if Sinead O’Connor looked at this picture of Arsenio Hall shaking hands with Prince from The Arsenio Hall Show back in 2014 and thought: “Hmmm…I’m pretty sure I can make out a little plastic baggie of drugs.

Shortly after Prince left this world and slinked sexily into the next, investigators started looking at whether or not Prince might have died of an overdose. That was Sinead O’Connor’s cue to jump on Facebook and accuse Prince’s “bitchArsenio Hall of being the reason why he may have an overdose. Sinead accused Arsenio of being Prince’s hook-up and claimed she had reported Arsenio to the authorities. She also accused him of spiking her drink at Eddie Murphy’s house a long time ago. Arsenio denied all of Sinead’s accusations, but now he’s taking it one step further by suing her for defamation.

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A Woman Claiming To Be Prince’s Long-Lost Sister Wants A Piece Of The Pie

May 3, 2016 / Posted by:

That “Really, bitch?” side-eye and smirk is the only response I need.

The last time I wrote about the whole “Prince not having a will” situation, I said that it didn’t seem like it would get that messy. Well, to quote anybody who has ever taken advice from me, “Michael, you were wrong, bitch!” Prince didn’t have a will, so Minnesota law states that his entire fortune has to be split up between his 6 surviving siblings. They’ve been in probate hearings the past few days with the special administrator of Prince’s estate, Bremer Trust bank, and Harvey Levin must have the ability to shape-shift into a fly on the wall (or one of the siblings called his ass), because TMZ says that his sister Tyka Nelson stormed out of a meeting on Friday.

A source says that Tyka Nelson believes she should get more than 1/6th of Prince’s estate since she’s his only full sibling. Tyka’s cut may get even smaller. TMZ says that a woman named Darcell Johnston filed documents in Prince’s probate case that claim she’s got sexy purple nymph blood running through her veins. According to  Darcell, she’s the long-lost secret half-sister of Prince and they have the same mother, but different a different dad. Apparently, Prince’s family didn’t know about Darcell until a few days ago.

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Sinead O’Connor Has Been Found Safe After Leaving A Possible Suicide Note On Facebook

November 29, 2015 / Posted by:

Well this is a whole lot of messy sadness for a Sunday. Earlier today, Sinead O’Connor had people thinking the worst after she posted what appeared to be a suicide note to her Facebook page. According to Sinead’s note, which is very long and obviously a huge bummer to read, Sinead had checked into a hotel somewhere in Ireland under an assumed name and had “taken an overdose.

As for the why, Sinead pointed at her husband, Barry Herridge (who she is apparently still married to), her kids, as well as her son’s girlfriend and his friends, and accused them of betraying her after she had a hysterectomy on August 26. She also claims they’re guilty of “appalling cruelty” and trying to keep her babies from her.

Sadly, this isn’t the first time Sinead has swatted at her family on Facebook. Yesterday, Sinead accused her son and her son’s fathers of keeping her sons from her and saying she was an unfit mother in a really, really long open letter. Just like it’s not the first time she’s talked about ending it all on Facebook either; a little over a week ago, Sinead used Facebook to let everyone know she had been admitted to the hospital and had been put on suicide watch.

Shortly after her note was posted, people started looking for Sinead, and she was found her before anything really bad could happen. TMZ says police have confirmed that she was found somewhere in Dublin “safe and sound“, and that she’s currently getting medical attention. Hopefully part of that medical attention involves a good hug, because it sounds like she could use it.

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QOTD: Sinead O’Connor Tells Us How She Really Feels About Kim Kartrashian’s Rolling Stone Cover

July 14, 2015 / Posted by:

According to Morrissey, the last nail in music’s coffin is made of the music of Sam Smith and Ed Sheeran. But according to difficult brown warrior and Miley Cyrus’ arch rival Sinead O’Connor, music pooted out its last breath as soon as Kim Kartrashian’s poop deck realness cover of Rolling Stone hit the newsstands. Sinead read music its last rites today with this little mini-rant on Facebook (via The Mirror) :

What is this cunt doing on the cover of Rolling Stone ? Music has officially died. Who knew it would be Rolling Stone that murdered it? Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh can no longer be expected to take all the blame. Bob Dylan must be fucking horrified.
#BoycottRollingStone

Four things:

1. HA!

2. Doesn’t Sinead mean “kunt“?

3. I read that hashtag as #BoycuntRollingStone and now I know what my new Grindr username is going to be.

4. RIP Music

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