Category: Mattsplaining
The “Bennifer 1.0” Part Of Ben Affleck’s Life Was A Painful Time For Matt Damon
Matt Damon offended people with his shit-brained comments about diversity in Hollywood and he also offended people with his words about actors keeping their gayness private. Well, now he may have offended JLo. I’m just waiting for the moment when I need to grease my face with Vaseline and put razors in my hair after he offends me by shit-talking Joan Collins. Matt is on a roll so that day is coming.
Matt Damon Tries To Clarify What He Said About Gay Actors
Ellen DeGeneres has officially become the Captain Save-A-Ho of the S.S. Damage Control, because it seems like famous types are always “clarifying” crap on her show. Matt Damon was scheduled to be on her show yesterday to push that Martian movie and while he was there, Ellen gave him a chance to fix the latest shit storm his mouth hole created. It doesn’t seem liked it helped.
Matt Damon Thinks Actors Should Keep Their Private Lives (Including Their Sexuality) Private
Matt Damon already shat up his eyeroll-inducing thoughts on racial diversity in Hollywood, and now he’s back to shit up his thoughts about how actors should keep their sexuality and private lives to themselves. Matt Damon definitely practices what he preaches, because he has always been an enigma wrapped in seven layers of mystery. His rep has NEVER issued statements about his private life and he’s NEVER brought his wife or husband to an event. We know nothing about Matt Damon’s life!