Kim Kardashian Tries To Ride A Blue Wave
While the rest of us are struggling to get vertical after yesterday’s street parties and hangovers, Kim Kardashian is trying to keep up appearances and fling a bulbous protrusion in every corner in order to cover her ass, so to speak, and placate her many masters.
We laugh dismissively, but try to put yourself in her shoes for a moment. She faces the swift and prickly wrath of control-freak Pimp Mama Kris, the incoherent, spiteful splatter of oxidized bronze delusion from Donald Trump, and last but not least, the vicissitudes of lofty genius and Sunday Service finger-wagging of God via husband Kanye West.
Kim originally tweeted on Election Day that she voted and she used the picture above of her wearing red, which made some people think she voted for her pal Trump. She later took down that tweet and replaced it with a B&W version to coyly avoid the messy matter of batting her fake eyelashes at the Biden-Harris team while wearing red.
I VOTED!!!! Did you?!?!
If you are in line when the hours of operation close at the polls, they are required to stay open and allow you to vote, so do not get out of line. pic.twitter.com/QXsU4JPdCw
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 4, 2020
Kim’s Twitter feed is a bit of a minefield to navigate, so enter at your own risk. This week’s voting barfs are interspersed with birthday wishes for her mother and a link to a KKW X KRIS scented candle from her KKW line, whose fetid fumes will fill your home with the aroma of all of Satan’s orifice exhalations at once, and after a couple of large pizzas heavy on the sausage. But back to the topic at hand.
Per the Independent:
Kim Kardashian West has tweeted her support for president-elect Joe Biden and vice president-elect Kamala Harris after their ticket was declared victorious over President Donald Trump.
The reality star tweeted a picture of Mr Biden and Ms Harris on Saturday with a heart emoji following the news that the Democratic Party ticket had earned over 270 Electoral College votes to win the election.
Prior to these tweets, she remained relatively silent throughout the 2020 US election.
Her husband, rapper Kanye West, announced that he was running in the presidential race as a third party candidate in July 2020.
Here’s Kim’s tweet of support:
💙💙💙 pic.twitter.com/vz0wWY3zMS
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 7, 2020
In summary: Coy avoidance of the pinpointing of her actual candidate of choice until the Biden-Harris ticket won; getting the red out of her extremely demure and modest outfit once that announcement had been made and backlash had taken place; and congratulating herself for voting for the winners. Now we’re all caught up.
Pic: Twitter