Zachery Ty Bryan Has Been Charged With 2 Felonies For Allegedly Attacking His Girlfriend

October 24, 2020 / Posted by:

The harsh realities of life and all of its consequences continue to beat up against the side of the bloated, Trump-loving face of Zachery (with an E) Ty Bryan following last week’s news that the former “Home Improvement”––and literally nothing else––actor was arrested for allegedly attacking his girlfriend. Well, the plot has thickened as new details are emerging about the night in question. AND, to top it all off, Zachery has formally been charged with 2 felonies related to the incident…it looks like things really couldn’t get any worse (I mean, according to IMDB, it’s pretty much all been downhill for ZTB since 1999).

According to TMZ, now that the dust has settled and the ~allegedly~ no booze has worn off from last weekend (I’m telling you, the pupils in that mugshot below are telling another story), Zachery is in trouble after being charged with strangulation and coercion––both felonies––as well as 6 misdemeanors for allegedly attacking his girlfriend outside of his apartment building in Eugene, Oregon. According to police files, Zachery’s girlfriend told cops he woke her up, pulled her out of bed by her hair, and started attacking her, all while shouting obscenities about missing cell phone chargers.

She also told cops that Zachery had become physically abusive toward her in the last month and that it reached a head last Friday when he allegedly punched and slapped her in the head and face multiple times. She also claims he choked her to the point she thought she was going to suffocate, along with some other disgusting shit that you can read at the source. She claims to have broken free and dialed 911, but he disconnected the line. 

I, for one, am still reeling from Zachery’s Armie Hammer cut-and-paste-divorce-announcement job. But in retrospect it all makes sense. Before we even clocked it, Zachery was also giving you the same coquette-ish grin in his mugshot that Armie gave in his. Seriously, somebody needs to dig deeper into Zachery’s Armie obsession.

Pic: Wenn.com

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