Karlie Kloss Hung Out With Taylor Swift’s Enemy Katy Perry

Mount St. Goody Goody Gumdrop (Taylor Swift) is about to blow it’s fucking lid! There’s been rumors that Taylor and Karlie Kloss had become less-than-friendly, but I wasn’t ready to believe it. Just like I wasn’t ready to believe Tay single-handedly ruined the Fourth of July by not having her annual party. Karlie may have sealed her fate to a future of being inundated with rat emojis because she was spotted out and about with Katy Perry! Continue reading

The Swifties Apparently Got To Karlie Kloss

The Butterscotch Don strikes again! Karlie Kloss had tongues wagging the other day when she posted a photo from her Love Magazine Advent video with a caption that had many people thinking she had absconded from the Taylor Swift squad and was suddenly Team Kitty Purry, er, Katy Perry. Alas, she has since done a social media take backsies to silence those peppering her Instagram with snake emojis. Continue reading

Karlie Kloss’s Recent Instagram Stirred Up Trouble In Swiftland

If there was an OG Vicki Gunvalson/Nene Leakes member of the Taylor Swift Army squad (sorry, my brain only thinks in Real Housewives terms), it would be Karlie Kloss. However, Karlie has been the face on the Butterscotch Don’s milk carton as of late, and the latest blast on social media did not do much to quell rumors that there’s trouble a-brewing between the blondies. Continue reading

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Must Go On, And It Did

The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show happened last night in Shanghai! The good news is, it wasn’t a total disaster. Despite some stumbling blocks erected by the Chinese Government, they somehow managed to find enough ladies, enough cameras, and drum up enough hullabaloo to pull it off. The bad news is, it was still the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. The uncategorized news is that Harry Styles was the featured performer, since previously scheduled Katy Perry was deemed an enemy of the state.

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Taylor Swift’s New Album Is (Shockingly) A Burn Book Sing-A-Long

Back in the day (in my head), you could stick a piece of coal up one of the buttholes of Taylor Swift’s exes and watch it turn into a diamond from them clenching so hard with anxiety over what she wrote about them on an upcoming album. An entire Zales line came from John Mayer! This time around, though, the clenching is coming from all the meanie ex-friends who wronged Miss Swift! Continue reading

Here’s Taylor Swift’s SO Not-Staged Behind-The-Scenes Videos

“Look What You Made Me Do”, the video that has made its director Twitter’s most active troll (ok, second-most active), has dominated conversations since it dropped due to whether or not it was a rip off of Beyoncé or whether its alleged targets, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, even gave a fuck. It’s been two weeks, so Taylor Swift has to do something to keep her fans thirsty for more, so why not drop a totally authentic behind-the-scenes look at the making of the video. Continue reading