Category: Hoaxes
Jimmy Fallon Asked Elon Musk To Shut Off The #RIPJimmyFallon Twitter Hashtag Since He’s Still Alive, But Elon Saw No Issue With It
Even though pandering Golden Retriever-type Jimmy Fallon almost died of the shame shivers that one time modern-day Madonna awkwardly flashed her paid-for oversized nalgas on The Tonight Show, he lived to over-laugh at literally everything his guests say another day. But despite the fact that Jimmy’s still alive, the hashtag #RIPJimmyFallon started trending on Twitter last night when many tweeters started using it mischievously with pics of people who aren’t actually Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy got Jimmy-mad (which probably isn’t actually very mad at all), and tweeted directly to Elon Musk, asking him to shut the whole thing down. However, Elon didn’t seem to see any issue with the blatant misinformation since misinformation and general dipshittery have recently emerged as the meat of Elon Musk’s Twitter™.
Gotcha! Chuck D Says His Feud With Flavor Flav Was A Hoax
March 2nd was either only a month ago, or a lifetime ago. Either way, it was long enough ago that anything that was going on at the time has largely been forgotten. For example, remember when Chuck D fired Flavor Flav from Public Enemy after that Bernie Sanders rally debacle? Well, it doesn’t matter because the world is now in flames and also because APRIL FOOLS!!! Chuck D says it was all a month-long hoax to promote their new single. And now I have to add Chuck D to the list of Public Enemy members who need to learn when to pull out.