Category: Heather Mills
Hoppin’ with the Stars
Mega-witch, Heather Mills McCartney, is reportedly set to join the fourth season of Dancing with the Stars in the US. The entire cast is set to be revealed on February 21st on Good Morning America. Billy Ray Cyrus, Joey Fatone, Danica McKellar, Ian Ziering and Laila Ali are all rumored to be joining the cast. Heather said she would not comment on that. This is an interesting casting choice since Heather only has one leg. Heather has proven that she can do almost anything with her prosthetic leg including beating down hos with it. Heather is currently in a hideous divorce with Paul McCartney. Listen, I’m all for peg-legs on the dancefloor but this woman is the spawn of Satan! She’s a crazy bitch! However, that’s going to make for hot TV when she gets voted out and completely loses it. I can’t wait to see that stiff Samantha Harris get beaten down with a plastic leg. Source
Still Not Over
Heather Mills is denying that Paul McCartney has offered her $63 million and two homes as a settlement to end their ugly divorce. The News of the World claims that Paul put the offer on the table, so he doesn’t have to go to court and answer to claims that he beat Heather down during their marriage.
Heather’s attorney said, “With regard to the article in yesterday’s News of the World, we would like to state that there has been no offer made whatsoever at any time to our client and therefore no settlement has been agreed.”
Here we go again! What Paul should do is setup a “Deal or No Deal” type show and let Heather pick from different suitcases trying her luck. This is actually quite brilliant. I’m sensing a spin-off would be a good idea, “Deal or No Deal Divorce!”
Paul McCartney Offers Heather Mills a Grip
After months and months of scandals and heartache, Paul McCartney has offered his wife of four years, Heather Mills, $63 million to get out of his life for good. Heather Mills has recently asked for a laundry list of Paul’s assets including four homes, $100 million cash, a monthly clothing allowance and more! In addition to the $63 million, Paul will give Heather a home in London and a home in Beverly Hills.
Sources say that Paul is hoping she’ll take the settlement, so they won’t have to go to court and he won’t have to answer to her claims of abuse.
Heather needs to take it and run….I mean hop! Seriously, she doesn’t deserve a cent! She should collect the dough and pat herself on the back for making goldigger’s everywhere proud!
One-Legged Heather Mills Kicked This Woman?
Emma Levy was at a Starbucks in England when she spotted Heather Mills chatting with a mysterious man. She decided to whip out her cellphone and take a picture. When she did so, Heather flipped out. Emma claims that Heather then kicked her ass with her fake leg! That’s kind of hot.
Emma said, “Heather came in looking glamorous in a cowboy hat, brown polo neck jumper, skintight jeans and boots. She sat down with a man and they were drinking coffee. I took out my mobile and tried to take her picture. She jumped up, grabbed me by the throat and pushed me towards the door. She lashed out with her left leg, kicking me in the bum. I have a big bruise.”
Heather’s spokesperson said that she was meeting with her lawyer and taking private notes when Emma took her picture. Emma has confessed that she was thinking of selling the photos to make the cash. Apparently, the entire place started cheering for Heather when she started to beat her with her fake leg.
Getting beaten with a fake leg is the new black. I mean, how hot is that to get your ass kicked by a one-legged troll? In other news, she apparently wants four houses in her divorce to Paul McCartney! This bitch is crazy.
Heather Mills Quote of the Day!
on her divorce to Macca:
“I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through.”
Angry Pregnant Bitch Alert!
Stella McCartney reportedly flew into a rage after Heather Mills’ allegations that Paul McCartney hit her mother, the late Linda McCartney, Sources say that Stella flew into a cursing rage at the family home.
Stella was overheard saying, “I’ll kill the bitch. “I can’t believe what she’s doing, I’m going to kill her. She’s been a manipulative cow from day one. The cow won’t be happy until she destroys all of us – and our memories of our mother.”
Despite, the tension between Paul and Heather the pair sucked it up for their daughter’s birthday. They kept their distance from each other and didn’t speak…
Heather better watch out for Stella. Bitch is pregnant and there’s nothing more terrifying than a ghetto, pregnant woman. Stella’s going to whoop Heather’s gimp-ass in between bites of brownie squares.