Category: Heather Mills
What A Twat
Apologize For What?!
"If I was a gold digger, I would be a very wealthy woman now … and I'm not."
Heather Mills Pig Farm Break-In
Heather Mills could be in trouble for breaking into a pig farm and rescuing Posh Beckham. No…she was there with the vegetarian group Viva! to expose the poor conditions the pigs live in.
The farm owner now says that his pigs grew sick, because Heather is a rotten person. ACTUALLY, he claims they grew sick because of diseases brought onto his property by the campaigners. He is fixing to take legal action against the group and Heather.
The group doesn’t like the crates the pigs are stored in. The farrowing crates are narrow pens used to house sows while they give birth and nurture their piglets. The group wants them outlawed.
Heather says they disinfected themselves before going in and they did nothing wrong.
Free the pigs and put Heather in the crates instead!!! That reminds me…my bacon is burning!
Will Heather’s Fake Leg Go Flying?
Bodog.com is currently taking bets on Heather Mills’ upcoming apperance on the reality show “Dancing with the Stars.” No, the bet isn’t if she will win or not, but if her fake leg will go flying. The site states that her leg must fall off and not be taken off in order for YES betters to win.
Heather is quite sure that her fake leg won’t fall off. She said, “I have no fear. I’m quite happy to be thrown around… and hopefully my leg will stay on…It’s very, very unlikely my leg’s going to fly off. Even though it would be quite funny to knock one of the judges out…I’m hoping to show people that even with a prosthetic leg you can dance.”
Ok I really…really…really hope it goes flying, but it most likely won’t. Don’t they like superglue that shit on your thigh or something? Damn, they better give hard hats to the audience.
Thanks Velvett
Is This a Good Sign?
Paul McCartney exited court yesterday holding up a “peace sign” prompting some to think this was a good sign. Paul met with his peg-legged bitch of an ex-wife to discuss settlement amounts. Heather apparently wants upwards of $50 million. She claims she’s broke and is giving her “Dancing with the Peg Legs” money to charity. Yeah, the charity being The Heather Mills is a Straight-Up HO Foundation. A source said, “She believes strongly that McCartney shoud be responsible for the safety of his family and she wanted the court to sort out a temporary agreement. This important step shows they are both open to negotiation.” Source
Dancing with the Stars?
The new cast of “Dancing with the Stars” was announced on “Good Morning America” today. Most of these people, I’m like “who?” However, Leeza Gibbons and Heather Mills are pretty hot. I really hope Heather loses it and beats down Samantha Harris with her wood leg! The new season will debut March 19th and feature: Laila Ali Daughter of the legendary boxer Muhammad Ali, Laila Ali jumped into the women’s boxing ring in 1999. After a string of high-profile wins, the 29-year-old retired from boxing earlier this year. Billy Ray Cyrus Country music star Billy Ray Cyrus is probably best known for his 1992 hit, “Achy Breaky Heart.” He’s made the transition from music to television and currently stars in the Disney Channel’s “Hannah Montana” with his daughter, Miley. Heather Mills A former model, Heather Mills now campaigns for a variety of causes: She is currently a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations. Mills also recently separated from singer and songwriter Paul McCartney. Vincent Pastore Bronx-born Vincent Pastore is probably best known for his role as Salvatore “Big Pussy” Bonpensiero on “The Sopranos.” He also hosts a show on Sirius satellite radio. 
Clyde Drexler Former NBA player Clyde Drexler ruled the court as a shooting guard for the Houston Rockets. A member of the Basketball Hall of Fame, Drexler won an Olympic gold medal in 1992 and an NBA championship in 1995. Joey Fatone As a member of one of the original boy bands, ‘N Sync, Joey Fatone wowed millions of fans around the world with his voice and signature dance moves. Since the breakup of ‘N Sync, Fatone has pursued an acting career, making an appearance in 2002’s “My Big Fat Greek Wedding.” Shandi Finnessey Shandi Finnessey achieved the beauty queen’s dream when she won the Miss USA pageant in 2004. After her reign ended, she became a TV hostess for the Game Show Network. Leeza Gibbons From 1994 to 1999, Leeza Gibbons and her talk show, “Leeza,” were a fixture of daytime television. She has also made appearances on “Entertainment Tonight,” “Extra” and “The Simple Life.” 
Paulina Porizkova Czech-born Paulina Porizkova rose to supermodel status in the 1980s, appearing on the cover of the Sport’s Illustrated swimsuit issue in 1984 and ’85. She later posed for Playboy magazine. Ian Ziering “Beverly Hills 90210” fans will remember Ian Ziering as the affable Steve Sanders, the TV character Ziering played from 1990 to 2000. Since the end of the show, Ziering has acted in a variety of television and film roles. Apolo Anton Ohno Apollo Anton Ohno’s career will no doubt help him on the “Dancing With the Stars” stage. As a speed skater, Ohno has won five Olympic medals, making him a master at footwork.