Category: Guy Pearce

Guy Pearce Regrets Talking About His Experience With Kevin Spacey

July 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Last week, Guy Pearce said something more interesting than Guy Pearce announcing he found his Felicia Jollygoodfellow costumes and will try them on for a Facebook live video. Guy recently claimed during an Australian interview that he had a “difficult time” filming L.A. Confidential with alleged serial creeper Kevin Spacey, and that Kevin was a “handsy guy.” Guy also implied his experience wasn’t nearly as bad as some others, because he “was 29 and not 14.” Guy has more to say on that, and it’s that he wished he hadn’t said anything.

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Guy Pearce Claims Kevin Spacey Got Handsy With Him On “L.A. Confidential”

July 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Guy Pearce is the latest person to spill the beans about 20 years too late about Kevin Spacey’s predilection for giving unsolicited penis pats. Previously, Gabriel Byrne casually revealed that Kevin caused shooting on The Usual Suspects to shut down because of his inappropriate sexual behavior. Now, Guy reports in a recent interview that Kevin got “handsy” with him on the set of L.A. Confidential.

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Open Post: Hosted By Guy Pearce Bringing The Thunder To Down Under

October 19, 2016 / Posted by:

And yes, I mean that in more ways than one.

Guy Pearce, his old Neighbours co-star Kylie Minogue, Julian McMahon and Radha Mitchell were all on the Gold Coast in Australia yesterday to shoot a hot beach scene for the movie Flammable Children. No word if Guy made it through the day without a seagull chasing him after mistaking that dick in his swim chonies for an obese weasel. You know, there’s no need to run your fingers over to IMDB to see what this movie is about. This movie can already have my money because it’s got:

  • That Vegemite and man meat foot-long sub sandwich in Guy’s trunks. It’s most likely a stunt cock, but who cares!
  • Guy Pearce looking like a Ken doll’s douche-y stepdad from the 70s.
  • Kylie Minogue in an Ann Jillian wig of perfection.
  • Julian McMahon in a floral Speedo.
  • Everybody looking like the stars of a low-budget porn parody of Boogie Nights.

All of that combined equals the perfect movie! These pictures are my Spanish Fly.

Pics: Splash

Felicia Jollygoodfellow Has Impregnated Melisandre from “Game of Thrones”

March 20, 2016 / Posted by:

Translation: Actor Guy Pearce has filled Dutch actress Carice Van Houten with child. Felicia I’m more than familiar with, but Melisandre eludes my notice. I don’t watch Game of Thrones. And now you know that I am a breathtaking combination of courageous and patient. Because when you reveal that you don’t watch GOT, it’s inevitable that someone will shame you like you didn’t vax your kids. People act so disappointed in you! Look, bitch, I have to contend with just about every show in Shondaland, most of Netflix, and trying to find goddamn BBC America on the guide so I don’t miss Orphan Black when it’s in season. Not to mention writing hate e-mails to NBC for cancelling Hannibal. I. AM. TELEVISUALLY BUSY.  And from what I know of Game of Thrones, everyone’s always getting raped. I’m not here for that. Sorry. Right. There’s news to report on.

People reports that this is their first child together. Miss Van Houten’s character apparently had her first fictional child on the show and it was some sort of demon. The two future parents joked about this on Twitter:

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Congratulations to Felicia and Melisandre! Please name the kid “Shadowbaby.”

Check out more pics from last month of Guy with Laura Linney, Colin Firth, and Jude Law at the Berlin Film Fest premiere of Genius in the gallery below.

Pics: WENN

Breaking: Liberty Ross Went Outside Last Night

August 23, 2012 / Posted by:

I haven’t been keeping an Excel spreadsheet of every Liberty Ross sighting like I should have, but The Daily Mail says that she made her first red carpet appearance since her husband Rupert Sanders got caught having fully clothed butt sex with Kristen Stewart. Hollywood Life points out that Liberty isn’t wearing her wedding ring (because she melted it down and had it molded into a trampire-killing stake) and they also say that she’s really putting on a BRAVE FACE! Okay, what is the difference between a brave face and an “I’m just here for the photo-op and open bar” face, because I’m pretty sure she’s making the latter. Maybe Brave Face is the name of the color of the Bonne Bell foundation she’s wearing?

Liberty Ross really missed an opportunity to come out hard. Bitch should’ve worn a “Kristen Stewart is a Trampire” half shirt and crotchless white panties with “take me back” texts from Rupert printed on them. Liberty’s probably saving that outfit to wear to the next Twatlight premiere. But I’m sure a fashion psychologist will still tell Hollywood Life that Liberty wore green to secretly call Kristen Stewart a jealous whore, wore leggings to show KStew the crotch that Rupert really wants and wore ugly ass boots, because she just has bad taste in boots.

Here’s a few more pictures of Liberty at last night’s L.A. premiere of Lawless. I also threw in a few pictures of some panty creamers I hope she humped on against a Mini Cooper in the parking lot. In order: Nick Cave, King Tut Simmons with his hot son Nick and Felicia Jollygoodfellow.

The General Mills Lawn Protester Has Died

August 15, 2012 / Posted by:

The 65-year-old father of four who entertained millions by flaming out on the front lawn of the General Mills headquarters during an anti-gay protest died in his car this past weekend. Michael L. Leisner of Andover, Minnesota became an overnight breakout star on the anti-gay protester circuit when his son uploaded a video of him almost leaving the lawn of the GM headquarters in flames after burning a box of Honey Nut Cheerios to protest the company’s support of same-sex marriage. The video went viral and ended up everywhere from The Daily Show to Chelsea Lately.

The Star Tribune says that Michael Leisner drove his sons to tennis practice on Saturday afternoon and while waiting in the car for them, he suddenly died. The senior pastor of the Christian Center Michael was a member of didn’t give a cause of death and he didn’t say if his last words were, “Damn you, Count Chocula.” The pastor said that he just died in his car. The pastor also said that Michael was a loving husband and father who just so happened to hate gays and the Honey Nut Bee:

“[The video] doesn’t accurately reflect who he was as an individual. He was a very loving and caring father of his four children, a loving husband and he seemed to get along with other people.”

(Thanks, Brad)

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