Felicia Jollygoodfellow Has Impregnated Melisandre from “Game of Thrones”
Translation: Actor Guy Pearce has filled Dutch actress Carice Van Houten with child. Felicia I’m more than familiar with, but Melisandre eludes my notice. I don’t watch Game of Thrones. And now you know that I am a breathtaking combination of courageous and patient. Because when you reveal that you don’t watch GOT, it’s inevitable that someone will shame you like you didn’t vax your kids. People act so disappointed in you! Look, bitch, I have to contend with just about every show in Shondaland, most of Netflix, and trying to find goddamn BBC America on the guide so I don’t miss Orphan Black when it’s in season. Not to mention writing hate e-mails to NBC for cancelling Hannibal. I. AM. TELEVISUALLY BUSY. And from what I know of Game of Thrones, everyone’s always getting raped. I’m not here for that. Sorry. Right. There’s news to report on.
People reports that this is their first child together. Miss Van Houten’s character apparently had her first fictional child on the show and it was some sort of demon. The two future parents joked about this on Twitter:
Congratulations to Felicia and Melisandre! Please name the kid “Shadowbaby.”
Check out more pics from last month of Guy with Laura Linney, Colin Firth, and Jude Law at the Berlin Film Fest premiere of Genius in the gallery below.
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