No matter where you stand on the gun control debate, I’m 100% sure that every single one of us can agree that a bath salts-baked zygote who can’t even handle Flamin’ Hot Cheetos shouldn’t be allowed to own or carry anything more powerful than an unloaded half-broken Nerf Blaster. But Lil Xan has a handgun, and he pulled it on a dude last night after the dude got on him for some comments about Tupac that dribbled out of his mumble hole last year. If Tupac was really alive, we’d hear him loudly laughing over the tragic foolishness of this mess.
Waka Flocka declared that Lil Xan is banned from hip-hop last year after Nickelodeon’s version of a Harmony Korine character called Tupac’s music “boring.” Not long after, Lil Xan tried to get hip-hop to unban him by performing California Love at one of his shows, which to me is more offensive than saying that Tupac brings the yawns. Lil Xan then put the blame on the media.
“The media twisted my words, I think Tupac is a legend. Tupac is definitely a legend. That’s what’s up, Tupac a legend, they just twist your words and they want you to hate me. Don’t hate me. Positivity over everything.”
Either one Tupac fan didn’t get Lil Xan’s sowwy, or didn’t believe it, because TMZ says that at a gas station in Downtown L.A. last night, he confronted Cory Kennedy’s long-lost toilet baby about the Tupac hate. Lil Xan was with Annie Smith, the fiancee he loves so much that he’s not sure if she faked her pregnancy and miscarriage or not. While gassing up his really fancy-looking Little Tikes Cozy Truck, the man asked him why he trashed Tupac. Lil Xan lost it.
As the dude filmed and dared Lil Xan to do something, the Henery Hawk of SoundCloud rappers busted out a hardcore toddler tantrum, telling the dude to get the fuck out and calling him the n-word. Annie squawked out some more fightin’ words as Lil Xan pulled out a semi-automatic handgun and bragged about his fancy Little Tikes Cozy Truck.
The LAPD is investigating this sad scene after the man filed a police report. Lil Xan responded in an Instagram Story, and once again took a page out of Trump’s Book of Excuses by blaming the media and old head ass bitches for picking on a “kid.” Lil Xan may have the maturity of a spoiled 3-year-old, but he’s technically 22.
The most shocking part of Lil Xan having a gun is that he hasn’t accidentally shot himself while sticking that gun in his Underoos like a true badass.
And can you imagine getting shot by Lil Xan over what he said about Tupac? There you are, lying on the ground, and when you look up, you see the Grim Reaper about to take you in his embrace to whisk you off to the afterworld before he stops and says, “Wait, you got shot by Lil Xan? And all because you actually care about his opinion? No, you’re staying, your ass has got a lot to learn.”