Category: Funny Money
Kylie Jenner Reportedly Spent Over $130 Million This Year Alone
So, it’s being reported that fake billionaire, Kylie Jenner, is still rich enough to spend over $130 million so far this calendar year. When Forbes stripped her of her Billionaire title I was worried that meant Kylie was poor! Thank god! She’s still beyond rich!
Oscars, Who? Kevin Hart Is The Second Highest-Paid Comedian Of 2018
If you think Kevin Hart is still smarting from his self-dismissal and public flogging after that Oscar hosting debacle, think again. Kevin Hart don’t give a fuck. He’s the second highest-paid comedian in the entire world, according to Forbes, and can afford to buy his own internet that’s just him and Nick Cannon sending cute GIFs back and forth. No, Kevin is not bothered in the least. He’s so rich he’s standing on an apple crate and laughing into a gilded mirror, pointing at himself like “You the man, dog!”, “no YOU the man!”. Yes, Kevin’s laughing all the way to the bank, and jumping up and down so the teller can see he’s there.