35-year-old Frankie Muniz became a father last week after his wife, Paige Muniz, gave birth to their first child, a son. E! News says that Frankie is so excited to be a father that he’s taken a hard look at his life choices and decided to make some cuts so as to be a better influence. No more sexually-charged videos of him grinding to Ginuwine. JK, that can keep going, but Frankie is done with the fast life of motorcycles.
If you’re like me and you occasionally think to yourself, “Whatever happened to the kid from Malcolm in the Middle?“, you were probably surprised to discover that not only is Frankie Muniz now a full-grown man, but he’s also got a fairly active social media account. And every once in a while, former child-star social media accounts will feature a post that manages to bring more than just heartwarming nostalgia. Sometimes, they feature a whole lot of “Ginuwine” loin-tingling WTF.
Frankie Muniz – formerly the Malcolm of Malcolm in the Middle, currently third-place Dancing With the Stars champion – is getting married. Amanda Bynes, watch your mailbox for an invite! There’s no way your co-star from Big Fat Liar would forget you on such an important day.
It might be a little hard to tell through that heavy real-life Haylie Duff filter that seems permanently applied to her face. But no, it’s not Haylie Duff. It’s 1980s teen pop legend and one-time perfume mogul Debbie Gibson! I really should have made it easier by Photoshopping in a pastel peach Sharp Boombox.
Another season of Dancing With the Stars (or as it’s known in my house, “Okay, but why is the British version called Strictly Come Dancing?“) will soon be upon us. Stars and the star-adjacent are begging their agents or whoever has a phone with a couple free minutes left on it to get them a spot on the 25th season. Handsome house fixer-upper and aspiring Hallmark movie boyfriend Drew Scott was the first to confirm that he has joined the cast. Great news for anyone who has ever wanted to see a come-to-life male department store mannequin attempt to cha-cha-cha. Another cast member that has been confirmed is former Malcolm in the Middle star and sometime mess Frankie Muniz.