Frankie Muniz Is Getting Married

November 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Frankie Muniz – formerly the Malcolm of Malcolm in the Middle, currently third-place Dancing With the Stars champion – is getting married. Amanda Bynes, watch your mailbox for an invite! There’s no way your co-star from Big Fat Liar would forget you on such an important day.

People says that Frankie’s girlfriend Paige Price made the big announcement on Instagram yesterday with a series of photos from their engagement. Paige isn’t a celebrity herself, which would explain why she didn’t follow celebrity Instagram engagement announcement protocol by posting a black and white picture of the ring with a caption thanking whoever was responsible (“Shout out to @Costco for coming thru with my #beautiful new #ring! #ad“). Instead she wrote a message about how much she loves Francisco Muniz IV and how the proposal was perfect.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqXi-mCl8-9/

Frankie popped the question at a lantern festival on Sunday night at the Pinal Fairgrounds in Casa Grande, Arizona. Frankie’s proposal happened after a pretty shitty week for him. On Thursday, Frankie tweeted that he returned home from his Uncle Skip’s funeral to discover that his cat Jeri had accidentally turned on a sink while he was gone, and had subsequently flooded 4 of the 5 stories of his home. Why the cat did it is anyone’s guess, but my guess is: it’s a cat, they do these things sometimes.

Or maybe Frankie’s cat had a feeling that Frankie was about to propose, and that greedy cat didn’t want anyone else getting their paws on Frankie’s alleged Malcolm millions. Hey, top shelf cat food isn’t cheap. I guess we’ll know for sure if, during the wedding ceremony, a screeching cat leaps out of nowhere the moment the officiant asks if anyone has any reasons for why these two people should not be wed.

Pic: Wenn.com

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