Frankie Muniz Is Getting Married

Frankie Muniz – formerly the Malcolm of Malcolm in the Middle, currently third-place Dancing With the Stars champion – is getting married. Amanda Bynes, watch your mailbox for an invite! There’s no way your co-star from Big Fat Liar would forget you on such an important day.

People says that Frankie’s girlfriend Paige Price made the big announcement on Instagram yesterday with a series of photos from their engagement. Paige isn’t a celebrity herself, which would explain why she didn’t follow celebrity Instagram engagement announcement protocol by posting a black and white picture of the ring with a caption thanking whoever was responsible (“Shout out to @Costco for coming thru with my #beautiful new #ring! #ad“). Instead she wrote a message about how much she loves Francisco Muniz IV and how the proposal was perfect.

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When you’re a little girl, you dream of marrying the man of your dreams. You think of all these extravagant things from the way he asks you, to the dress you’re going to wear, to the music you’re going to dance to with your father. Sometimes, reality has a tendency to overstep your dreams and really surprise you. Francisco Muniz IV, you’re more than a dream to me. You teach me every day, you compliment me when I’m at my worst, and you push me past the edge but you’re there to pick me up when I start showing signs of falling. I love every piece of you, and I appreciate you more and more every single day. I truly cannot wait to be your wife ♥️ P.S. You’re officially the master of proposals. 143. P.P.S. I ugly cried so hard that I can’t even post the pictures so… there’s that..

A post shared by Paige Price (@pogprice) on Nov 19, 2018 at 8:02am PST

Frankie popped the question at a lantern festival on Sunday night at the Pinal Fairgrounds in Casa Grande, Arizona. Frankie’s proposal happened after a pretty shitty week for him. On Thursday, Frankie tweeted that he returned home from his Uncle Skip’s funeral to discover that his cat Jeri had accidentally turned on a sink while he was gone, and had subsequently flooded 4 of the 5 stories of his home. Why the cat did it is anyone’s guess, but my guess is: it’s a cat, they do these things sometimes.

I arrived home from my uncle's funeral to find 4 of my 5 story brownstone home under 3 feet of water. Everything I own, destroyed. Every wall, piece of artwork, personal photos, furniture… All because my cat accidentally turned on a sink a few days ago while we were gone.

— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) November 15, 2018

I'm devastated and exhausted from a tough week with the loss of my Uncle Skip, 45 hours of travel to and from France to walk in to find this disaster. I've cried more yesterday and today then my whole life combined. Forgive me for venting.. I just need some support.

— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) November 15, 2018

Or maybe Frankie’s cat had a feeling that Frankie was about to propose, and that greedy cat didn’t want anyone else getting their paws on Frankie’s alleged Malcolm millions. Hey, top shelf cat food isn’t cheap. I guess we’ll know for sure if, during the wedding ceremony, a screeching cat leaps out of nowhere the moment the officiant asks if anyone has any reasons for why these two people should not be wed.

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