Category: Fox News
According To Fox News, Gingerbread Men are MEN!
Just when you thought Fox News’ War on Christmas couldn’t get more embarrassing and/or hilarious, they have outdone themselves with their new claim; Gingerbread men are MEN. Point, blank and the period.
Fox News’ Abby Huntsman Is Probably Joining “The View”
Much like half of our fair country, the producers of The View are not pro-President Sexist-Egotistical-Lying-Hypocritical-Bigot. (I’m speaking of Dabney Colemen of course.) How do we know this? It’s because they’ve supplemented conservative host Meghan McCain (who loathes President Trump and the White House for constantly shitting on her father, Senator John McCain) with ANOTHER conservative host who happens to hate Trump. Her name is Abby Huntsman and, get this, she’s coming over from Fox News!
Kimberly Guilfoyle May Have Been Forced Out Of Fox News Over Dick Pics
I don’t think anyone necessarily thought Fox News was suddenly filled with ponies, unicorns, and sunshine just because it got rid of s Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. Apparently Kimberly Guilfoyle was also terrorizing staff by keeping everyone abreast of her sex life (I mean, going from Gavin Newsom to Donald Trump, Jr., I can’t blame her…it’s been ages since we saw that kind of bipartisanship in America!) and even showing off dick pics. Since it’s Fox News, I really hope one of the peen pics involved to Ted Nugent or it would just be a waste of a good game of show ‘n tell.
Seth MacFarlane Donated $2.5 Million To NPR After Saying He’s Embarrassed To Work For Fox
Seth MacFarlane is an extremely rich man because people love his show about an overweight cartoon oaf with a butt for a chin from Rhode Island and his talking dog and the baby that sounds like Oxford’s top professor of bowties. Seth is also outspoken, and he recently took a swing at Fox News on Twitter. Seth happens to collect paychecks from Fox, so some smelled a hot stink of hypocrisy. Seth must have smelled what the rest of us smelled, because he recently put his money where his mouth was and donated to NRP.
Fox News’ Eric Bolling Has Been Suspended For Sexual Harassment
Does your CV have to include “extensive experience in being creepy towards women” somewhere to work there? Fox News host Eric Bolling is the latest employee of the network to be suspended pending an internal investigation into accusations of sexual harassment. Eric is allegedly the selfless type of man who will send a gal a dick pic without being asked. Continue reading