Category: Flavortown Business
Open Post: Hosted By Guy Fieri’s Parody Of Taylor Swift’s “Midnights” Album Cover
Taylor Swift’s new album Midnights is out, much to the chagrin of John Mayer and ex-boyfriends of Swifties everywhere. It’s a great time to be a Taylor stan, but for those of you who are less pumpkin spicy and more chicken wing spicy, Guy Fieri has you covered. Get your ears ready for a ride into Flavortown because our favorite Food Network host teased the cover of his own never-to-be-released album aptly titled Flavors. It’s clearly a parody of Taylor’s Midnights, but I’m far more excited at the prospect of hearing Guy croon a song called “Key Lime Karma” than anything Taylor’s come up with!
The Guy Who Claims To Have Invented Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Probably Didn’t
Turns out, the origin story of the Flamin’ Hot Cheeto we were taught as children was a lie. Then again, so was the origin story of America so this saga is actually a truer characterization of our nation than anything being taught in schools. Eater reports on a Los Angeles Times expose which discredits Richard Montañez’s claims that he invented the Flamin’ Hot flavor while working as a janitor in the Frito-Lay plant like some Good Will Dusting Cheeto savant. Richard has parlayed his rags-to-riches story into a career as a motivational speaker, author, and muse to Eva Longoria who is producing and directing his story for the big screen. While Richard maintains he invented the flavor in his own kitchen, Frito-Lay says that they were actually already testing Flaimin’ Hots when Richard pitched his concoction. It’s time for us as Americans to dig deep and ponder — What will you tell your grandchildren about the Flamin’ Hot Wars of 2021?