Category: Flavor Flav
Chuck D Responds to Flavor Flav’s Public Enemy Lawsuit
Chuck D has spoken out publicly about Flavor Flav and the lawsuit that was filed against him. Yesterday we learned that Flavor Flav was suing Public Enemy front man Chuck D, along with two of the band’s previous managers, for missing royalties and merchandising revenue. The suit also stated that he has never been given proper credit for his contributions to PE. The good news is that band is still together! The bad news is, Chuck may have changed his relationship status with Flav to “It’s complicated.”
Flavor Flav Is Suing Chuck D Over Public Enemy Money
Flavor Flav doesn’t get the credit he’s due for the success of Public Enemy. While outwardly he may appear to be a clownish, one-note hype man, in reality he did a lot of important work behind the scenes. I mean, did you ever hear about Public Enemy being late for anything? No, I didn’t think so. Public Enemy is well known to have been the most punctual rap group in history. Those clocks aren’t merely decorative, Flav runs a tight ship.
While this is conjecture on my part, Flavor Flav is 100% in agreement that he did not get his dues. That’s why, according to Variety, he’s suing Public Enemy front-man and co-founder Chuck D, as well as two of his former managers, for missing royalties and merchandising revenue.
Flavor Flav Was Arrested In Las Vegas For (Insert Every Misdemeanor Here)
That side-eye. That sneer. That mug shot. Flavor Flav looks the way I felt after my 2-day BBB (booze, buffet and beauty in the form of Mimi and Brit Brit) binge in Las Vegas.
Early yesterday morning in Las Vegas, the cops answered, “It’s jail time,” after Flavor Flav asked, “Do you know what time it is?” One of the vanguards who built Vh1’s kingdom of reality show fuckery found himself in handcuffs yesterday after his 2005 black BMW was pulled over for going way too fast. E! News says that at around 12:30 on Thursday morning, highway patrol caught Flavor Flav (born name: William Jonathan Drayton, Jr.) going 73mph in a 45mph zone. That traffic stop led to a treasure trove of charges. Flav was charged with six misdemeanors including DUI, speeding, possession of weed, driving with a suspended license, driving with an open container and driving with a bunk registration.
Do You Know What Time It Is? It’s Time For Foofy Foofy To Go To Jail For Beating His Fiancee
TMZ says that Flavor Flav was arrested in Las Vegas early this morning and it wasn’t for assaulting retinas by looking like a Sméagol crackhead. Flavor Flav was put into handcuffs for whooping on his fiancee before pulling a knife on her teenage son. Suddenly, Gitte Nielsen doesn’t feel bad about doing the Given Up On Life Waltz by rolling around in the grass with a bottle of Popov vodka in her hand.
When the cops showed up to Foofy Foofy’s house, his fiancee told them that they all got into a fight which ended with New York’s former fuck partner beating her ass and threatening to cut up her son with a knife. Foofy was arrested and charged with misdemeanor domestic violence and felony assault with a deadly weapon. Foofy was held on $23,000 bail and he later bailed out, but was immediately transported to the local Hazmat facility where they flea dipped him in a quarantine tent.
You know, I don’t remember “get your ass beat” as being one of the prizes for winning Flavor of Love.
And now I need to pull out my eyeballs with pliers and soak them in some Lubriderm, because that dreadful ass mug shot has dried me out. It looks like he’s been rimming a pile of ashes. Bitch should be kept in jail for that alone.
Foofy Foofy Gives Good Mug Shot
Out of all the things that Flavor Flav could be arrested for (examples: overpopulating the world, smothering his teeth with gold foil, introducing humanity to New York, motorboating Gitte with his chin on camera, etc…) the cops busted him for in Las Vegas on Friday night for not paying traffic tickets! How the fallen have opened up a trap door and fallen even further.
The Las Vegas Sun reports that when cops pulled Foofy Foofy (born name: William Jonathan Drayton) over, they typed in his name and up came a bunch of outstanding warrants for parking violations and driving without a license. Foofy was booked and asked to pose for this beauty shot, which if ran through a word translator would come out looking like this:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is what it looks like if the elder sea turtle of the sea smoked a fat joint and then devoured an entire pack of Jell-O pudding. That close-mouthed Bill Cosby smile gives away the fact that Foofy licked up every drop of pudding.
