Heather Gay Of “The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City” Finally Kind Of Revealed How She Got That Mysterious Black Eye
Season three of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City just ended, which means it’s reunion time, and part one of three (which is two too many) aired last night. This season’s storylines were primarily dominated by the despicable harbinger of evil, Jen Shah, pissing and moaning about being innocent of scamming thousands of people (mostly elderly) out of millions of dollars in a telemarketing scheme. By season’s end, Jen finally admitted to the courts she did that shit, and now we know she’ll be spending six and a half years in the clink. But Heather Gay was there this season, too! And she got people talking by waking up one morning on a cast trip to San Diego with a hefty shiner and scratches all over her body. Apparently, Heather is also among the people who want to know WTF happened to her eye that debaucherous night/early morning; because after months of dodging explanation, she finally admitted on last night’s RHOSLC reunion that she was blackout drunk when it happened and acted shady and aloof about it until now because her Mormon upbringing caused her to feel embarrassed about overdoing the booze to the point of losing time.
Yesterday is a day that will go down in tech history forever. It was the day in which crazy aunts were denied their favorite place to spread misinformation about the COVID vaccine being a secret plot to implant 5G chips in our brains. The day high school mean girls across the nation struggled to recruit random strangers to their pyramid scheme business. Facebook, and several Facebook-owned platforms, went dark for about six hours. But it wasn’t just Facebook’s user engagement numbers that dropped but also Mark Zuckerberg’s net worth. The poor man found himself in the embarrassing position of losing $7 billion in one day, which means his net worth is now only (horrified gasp) a paltry $120.9 billion.