Category: Denise Richards

Denise Is Victorious!

January 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Denise Richards is allowed to whore her kids out despite the fact that their father disagrees with it. Denise took Charlie Sheen to family court yesterday after he refused to give permission for his two little girls, Sam & Lola, to participate in a reality show with Denise.

Denise somehow convinced the judge to let her do the show with her girl, but he set certain restrictions. It’s unknown what those restrictions are, but Denise is apparently happy with hit.

Oh and I know how she “convinced” him. The same way she “convinced” Charlie to rescue her from Heidi Fleiss’ harem!

I want to know the premise of this reality show, because Denise is about as exciting as a warm plate of diarrhea.

Source: iVillage

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Charlie Won’t Let Denise Whore Their Kids Out

January 22, 2008 / Posted by:

PageSix.com reports that Denise Richards is taking Charlie Sheen to court this morning after he refused to allow his kids star in her reality show. Denise is in talks for her own show and wants her two young daughters to co-star in it. Charlie is opposed to this, so they are taking it to Family Court.

Poor Denise. Shouldn’t she be allowed to whore out her kids for a quick buck? Denise needs to leave her kids alone and fast forward to where her career is really heading…late night Skinemax flicks! Shannon Tweed isn’t getting any younger and she needs a successor. Denise is that bitch.

Call Girl From The 70s Or Denise Richards?

October 26, 2007 / Posted by:
 
That's a trick question, because wasn't Denise Richards a call girl in the 90s? That's the word on the internet! Anyway, I loooove this hair. All she needs is some terry cloth shorty shorts and a tube top and her look would be complete!
 
Here's Denise at Dr. Rey's shit product launch yesterday. I'm guessing she also visited Dr. Rey earlier for a little plump in the lips.  
 
 
 
 
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Charlie’s Love Letters To Denise

October 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Charlie Sheen recently sent some lovely and touching e-mails to his ex, Denise Richards. Denise included these beautiful sentiments in documents she filed last week in the couple's custody battle.
 
These words are just so beautiful. Charlie is truly an eloquent man. If he wasn't an actor, he should've been a poet. The next Shakespeare if you will.
 
"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig."
 
Thoughtful!
 
"You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved."
 
Lovely! And that's just some of it! I really hope Charlie puts all these e-mails together one day for a book about love. It will be a Valentine's Day best seller!
 
Oh and Denise also claims Charlie used to visit gay porn sites featuring underaged boys. Oh Denise it was just research! Research for a very special episode of "Two and a Half Men" featuring Chris Hansen from Dateline. 
 
Source: Page Six
 
 
 

Give It A Bone!

September 20, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are still fighting. Denise's call girl ass asked a judge to protect her kiddies from Charlie. He fought back by saying Denise doesn't own their children. Good comeback.
 
Denise's attorney said, "She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children. This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise's shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children." 
 
The filed papers indicate that Denise is concerned about Charlie's attraction to underaged girls as well as his "illicit behavior" on the internet including showing his dick and bits to people he's chatting with.
 
Um…why haven't we seen these pictures? I wouldn't be opposed to seeing some Charlie Sheen peen. I'm sure it's heavily damaged due to all the action it's gotten with skanky hookers. A peen's a peen though.
 
Charlie denied her accusations and said, "The truth will prevail. It always does." 
 
They need to learn a thing or two from Brit and KFed about how to put together a truly theatrical and dramatic custody battle. This shit is boring. 
 
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Too Much Information

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Yesterday, it was rumored that Denise Richards asked Charlie Sheen for some of his baby batter to make a third brat. Ewww…I just said baby batter. Denise denied this claim.
 
Charlie confirmed to Entertainment Tonight and The Insider that she wanted some of his stuff. "There was a request for a donation. Without getting into it here. There is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court."
 
When asked if he would ever do it, he responded, "I would sooner, in exactly what I'm wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?"
 
I don't get it. What was he wearing. Does that make any sense? I would like to walk on the moon. That's not every very unpleasant really. Now if he said "I'd rather fuck my urethra with a knife"…then that would make sense. But walking on the moon is cool.
 
Ewww….I still can't get over the baby batter. Nast.
 
 

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