Category: David Spade

Chris Harrison Will Be Replaced On “Bachelor In Paradise” By David Spade And Several Other Guest Hosts

June 3, 2021 / Posted by:

As a lifelong Bachelor fan since 2002, I can tell you that longtime host Chris Harrison operates like a robot with limited romance programming. He could smile. He could pronounce the words “ladies” and “gentlemen” to small, manageable groups of reality TV contestants. He could even make respectful, inoffensive banter about room keys and fantasy suites. But earlier this year, Chris Harrison proved he wasn’t created in an underground bunker at ABC by experts in mild-mannered likeability. Chris Harrison defended a Bachelor contestant’s past racism and went on a tear about the “woke police,” which ended with Chris temporarily stepping away from the show.

Chris has since apologized, and claimed that he has plans to return as host. ABC clearly has other plans, because it was announced that Chris won’t be hosting the upcoming season of Bachelor in Paradise, and instead, ABC called in a revolving door of celebrity guest hosts, like David Spade. Imagine being too much of a mess to host the messy, boozy summer season spin-off of an already messy dating show? Chris Harrison, look at your life and your choices! Continue reading

Justin Bieber Reportedly Tried To Get Acting Advice From Adam Sandler And David Spade

October 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Singing isn’t exactly Justin Bieber’s thing at the moment, so he’s considering a career in acting. Justin didn’t come up in the Disney or Nickelodeon system, which means he’s going to need some acting lessons. According to UsWeekly, he went straight to the industry’s most revered and esteemed actors: Adam Sandler and David Spade.

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In Puzzling Couple News, David Spade And Naya Rivera Are Still Dating

April 23, 2017 / Posted by:

All of those flicks wherein David Spade rode Chris Farley’s love handles to success must have made bank, because short nasally plain-janes normally don’t achieve this level of hot girl date acquisition. Not trying to promote the human race’s tired beauty standards, but I’m fat and pale with a giant melon and no chin. You didn’t see me regularly landing speedo-clad-and-they-have-every-right-to-with-that-body, gym bunny model ass before I tricked my gorgeous teddy bear of a husband into marrying me. It’s just how the world tends to work.

David and Naya Rivera are apparently really full-on dating and were spotted out at Malibu’s Nobu. Maybe he’s sort of charismatic in real life? Kind to children and pets? The huge dong rumor is fact?

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Well, It Is Almost April 1st…..

March 31, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s been four months since Naya Rivera filed for divorce from her husband of two years, Ryan Somethingoranother, and that’s a long time for a permanent resident of ThirstVille like herself to get a new dude to hit the pap stroll with. But Naya got herself a new dude and they’re making everyone’s head fill with a billion question marks.

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