Elizabeth Banks is only three films into her directing career and each more filled with LIES than the last! First there was 2015’s unnecessary sequel Pitch Perfect 2, starring a dubiously aged Rebel Wilson, followed by 2019’s unnecessary sequel Charlie’s Angels, starring a dubiously angelic Kristen Stuart. Now we have the first trailer for Elizabeth’s third outing, Cocaine Bear, which purports to be “inspired by true events” and features a dubiously alive and vicious bear on a rampage after having ingested 76 pounds of cocaine that fell from the sky in a Kentucky forest in 1985.
Whenever I think of grandmothers, I picture an elderly woman baking pies and giving fresh dollar bills to all of the grandkids. Well, apparently there was one grandmother in the 1970s who screamed “Fuck them kids!” while rolling up her one-dollar bills for a few hits of the booger sugar, as one Reddit user has gone viral after posting an old cocaine kit that belonged to her friend’s grandmother.
CNN reports that, if you live in the UK, you don’t need to push your luck by going into a dark corner of a pub or club or the part of the parking garage without security cameras to buy your yay anymore. Just go down to your local pond and snort shrimp! That’s right, scientists have found “traces of illicit drugs, pharmaceuticals and pesticides” in samples of freshwater shrimp.