Category: Carl Lentz
Pastor Carl Lentz Reportedly Had “More Than One Affair” While At Hillsong
Carl Lentz admitted to passing his dick around to another woman when he was unceremoniously fired as Pastor at the celeb-loving cult, I mean, church: Hillsong. Carl’s alleged side piece, Ranin Karim, then came out and did the tabloid and media rounds, claiming that it wasn’t just a one-night fuck, and she and Carl had been long-distance loves and became fully romantic providing each other companionship and comfort. Buckle up Ranin, because Page Six says she wasn’t the only one giving the hot pastor companionship and apparently the pastor had “more than one affair.” Well hey, Jesus had twelve disciples so Carl had twelve side-chicks. It’s the Godly way.
Pastor Carl Lentz’ Alleged Mistress Spilled Her Guts To The Sun
The mistress speaks! It’s the moment we all hope for when a cheating scandal breaks, and for Justin Bieber’s former slick and sleazy Hillsong pastor Carl Lentz, that moment has arrived. A 34-year-old designer from New York City, who only revealed her first name, Ranin, has given an interview with The Sun. Is it as juicy as the interview Ruth Perez Anselmi gave about her alleged affair with Hailey Baldwin’s dad Stephen Baldwin? Sadly, no. We may never reach those heights again. But Ranin did say that the defrocked pastor (or more accurately here, skinny jeans stripped pastor) told her he was “an unmarried sports agent” and even though he broke off their months-long romance after he was caught, they’re still in love.
Justin Bieber’s Former Pastor, Carl Lentz, Was Fired From Hillsong Church Over “Moral Failures” (UPDATE)
People Magazine says that there’s some more drama going on around Hillsong Church, the church popular with famous types like Justin Bieber and Everyone’s Least Favorite Chris Pratt has come under fire before for potential anti-gay sentiment which celeb-followers have denied. Well, now the controversy is related to Justin’s ex-bestie, “Hot” Pastor Carl Lentz. Carl got fired, honey, and it had something to do with “moral failures.” I’d instantly assume something bad but if these people are on that Leviticus-tip then they’d probably include wearing a mixed fabric as a moral grievance, so…
Justin Bieber Needs You To Pray For Him
Justin Bieber needs your thoughts and prayers, but mostly just your prayers, because what good are thoughts if they’re not #blessed? Justin’s not doing so great lately, despite having recently become a happily married man. On Instagram, Justin posted that he’s been “struggling a lot” and “just feeling super disconnected and weird”, which I think a lot of us just call “M-F and Most Weekends”. But who is Justin Bieber if he’s not having a spiritual crisis? Just an extraordinarily wealthy young dude with an unfortunate haircut, I’m afraid. So for Justin, the only way to weather this storm is through vigorous piety and prayer. And the way you can tell how good you are at it, is by how hard you squeeze your eyes shut.
Justin Bieber and Hot Pastor Carl Lentz May Have Broken Up Their God-Given Friendship
There’s trouble in the Lord’s Paradise for devout Jesus-lover Justin Bieber and his now-former religious-maestro, pastor Carl Lentz.
TMZ has video of a pap talking to Hillsong Church pastor Carl. Carl was out saving heathens from purgatory in Sydney, Australia when a photographer asked about the most important news to hit us in recent memory. Yes, I’m talking about those two super rich people getting engaged with that extremely expensive ring. The pap asked Carl if it was true he would be officiating the wedding between Bieber and fiancée Hailey Baldwin, and he did not come off as on-board. Continue reading
Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Are In Couples Counseling With That Hipster Pastor Dude
As we know, irritating shithead Justin Bieber and the current physical embodiment of “look at your life, look at your choices” (aka Selena Gomez) are in couples counseling. People is now saying that they’re getting counseled by Hillsong Church’s “cool” pastor and muscly messianic figure Carl Lentz. Sources say that they’re trying to avoid the “same patterns” from their previous relationship(s). You could always avoid the “same patterns” from your previous relationship by not getting back into it because it was toxic and he’s a douche. Just a thought. Actually, who cares what they do? We should care about the time Selena put out a song in which she referred to her lover as “metaphorical gin and juice.” Why hasn’t anyone filled out a police report about that crime?