Category: Burger King
A Woman Wearing A He-Man Wig Was Willing To Go The Distance For Some Free Burger King Fries
He-Man needs to come get his sister. Not She-Ra, she good. It’s his older sister. She’s been locked up by the evil entity called the Miami Police Department after she and her girlfriend tried to get some free french fries at the Burger King drive-thru. I guess flashing ample cleavage and rocking a hard fake bang isn’t enough these days. If you want free french fries, you’ve got to get out of your car, walk your ass all the way inside, hop over the counter and threaten to pistol whip your way to a hot, thick, and crispy treat.
Burger King Wants You To Know It’s Ok To Be Angry While Eating Burger King
Burger King is coming for those fake-ass Happy Meals and coming out with it’s own brand of Non-Happy meals.
Burger King’s All-You-Can-Eat Winner Says That The Prize Is B.S.
A 50-year-old dude named Curtis Brooner of Portlandis suing Burger King for $9,026, which is what he estimates is the cost of a $7.89 Whopper a week for the next 22 years. Why’s that? Curtis was literally locked in a BK bathroom against his own will in Portland for more than an hour in December, and he says that was his so-called award. Alas, he says BK broke their promise, and he’s out to keep his Whopper priveleges!
Jacquees Challenged Keith Sweat For The King Of R&B Crown
This little Jacquees fellow is still out here insisting he’s the king of R&B, which simply cannot be true since I had to Google him (“did you mean Jackée?” Well Google, I wish I did). I was surprised to learn that Jacquees is only about 3 apples high and looks like the love child of Terence Trent D’arby and Lil Jon (both of whom are more deserving of the title than he). Well, TMZ caught Jacquees on camera having the damn nerve to present his raggedy ass to Keith Sweat, looking for some kind of acknowledgement. Keith Sweat! It was embarrassing.
Burger King Is Mad Over Kanye West’s McDonald’s Love
McDonald’s touts how billions and billions are served, so it shouldn’t come as a shock when anyone says it is their favorite restaurant. Kanye West did just that on social media the other day, and you’d think the other members of the fast food world would be letting out a collective sigh of relief knowing he isn’t going to show up to their establishments anytime soon. Burger King, however, isn’t taking it easy and decided to weigh in with some sass and a side of fries.
Burger King Russia Is Sorry For Offering Free Whoppers To Women Who Get Pregnant By World Cup Players
Have you ever bitten into a fat-fried meat patty from Burger King and thought to yourself: “I should get pregnant by an athlete?” Me too.
To celebrate the World Cup going on right now over in Russia, the Russian Burger King VK account (the Russian equivalent of Facebook) decided to encourage the good women of the the country to spread the love. And probably the syphilis.