He-Man needs to come get his sister. Not She-Ra, she good. It’s his older sister. She’s been locked up by the evil entity called the Miami Police Department after she and her girlfriend tried to get some free french fries at the Burger King drive-thru. I guess flashing ample cleavage and rocking a hard fake bang isn’t enough these days. If you want free french fries, you’ve got to get out of your car, walk your ass all the way inside, hop over the counter and threaten to pistol whip your way to a hot, thick, and crispy treat.
According to Fox2, Natasha Ethel Bagley and her girlfriend Genesis Peguero were willing to go the extra mile for their fries. As a result, Natasha was arrested and charged with “armed burglary with assault or battery, attempted robbery with a deadly weapon and criminal mischief”. She’s now being held without bail, and Genesis is on the lam.
Bagley and her girlfriend, 27-year-old Genesis Peguero, went to the fast food at restaurant April 2 and asked for free fries at the drive thru, according to an arrest report obtained by WTVJ.
When an employee refused, the two women allegedly parked and walked into the restaurant.
Peguero hopped over the counter and, with her hands in her pockets, claimed she had a pistol and demanded the manager give them all of the money in the register, according to police.
When the unidentified female manager tried to call police, Peguero punched the woman in the face, according to the report. Police say Bagley joined in, helping Peguero assault the manager.
Natasha makes a more convincing He-Man than Noah Centineo ever could, and her girl Genesis sounds like she’d make an impressive Hulk should they ever make a Hulk/He-Man crossover event.
The pair allegedly tore registers and monitors off the Burger King counter before driving away from the restaurant in an SUV.
If you’ve ever wondered if actual night court is as fun and lighthearted as the TV show Night Court, this clip of Natasha’s bond court hearing should clear that right up. Poor Judge Hubbert looks like he’s about to have an aneurysm if he has to explain how the law works to these knuckleheads one more time.
I’ve had Burger King french fries. They’re just OK. But I guess when you’re rolling around the streets of Miami, feeling like the master of the universe, and the hot chick on your arm wants free french fries, you get that woman what she wants. No matter the cost.
Pic: Miami Police Department