Category: Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby Made A Rape Joke During His Show And The Audience Loved It
When Phylicia Rashad defended her money Bill Cosby, she said that the evil plot to takedown a legacy is working because all of his contracts have been canceled. Phylicia was wrong. Some of Bill’s contracts remain intact, because he’s still working and is currently doing a short tour in Canada. Bill played the Budweiser Gardens in London, Ontario last night and during his show, the audience cheered when he dropped a rape joke. Oh, humanity, you always find a way to bring my face and my palm together.
A writer for The National Post, who was there last night, says that at one point during his set, a woman in the front row got up out of her seat and Bill Cosby, who looked like a gassy prairie dog, asked her where she was going. She told him she was going to the bar and asked him if he needed a drink. Bill said no and then shat up this heave-inducer: “You have to be careful about drinking around me.” The audience let out an “ooooooh” and those “ooooohs” quickly turned into claps and cheers. You know, it’s hilarious, because it may be true! Those people knew about the allegations and they still went, so the fact that I ate oatmeal with blueberries instead of a buttery PopTart for breakfast is a more shocking development than those people clapping at Bill Cosby’s rape joke.
Bill Cosby thinks he lives on a 50,000 foot high mountain of Pudding Pops and is untouchable, so of course he’d to this. Some celebrity wrecks poke fun at their “troubles” and “scandals” (see: Lindsay Lohan, etc….) by making jokes, but making rape jokes while facing lawsuits from women who claim you drugged and raped them? Who is Bill Cosby’s PR team? A pile of chewed-up and soggy Pudding Pop sticks? No, that’s not fair to say. A pile of chewed-up and soggy Pudding Pop sticks would do a better job handling this mess. What’s next? Bill’s going to replace Katherine Heigl as the new face of ZzzQuil or he’s going to try to prove that he’s still America’s wholesome father by manning the punch bowl at high school proms across the country?
This also happened at Bill’s show last night. A heckled was kicked out for screaming, “You’re a rapist,” at him.
Phylicia Rashad Was Totally Misquoted, Okay!
Seen above making her way to a post office box to mail the mortgage check that is probably going to bounce thanks to the conspiracy that is ruining her residuals*, Phylicia Rashad is doing a little bit of backtracking after her comments about the Bill Cosby scandal went everywhere yesterday. Phylicia needs an Olivia Pope in her life to teach her how to properly clean up a mess, because she’s not so good at backtracking.
At a luncheon for the movie Selma in NYC the other day, Phylicia was asked about the Bill Cosby allegations by Showbiz 411’s Roger Friedman and he claims that she said “forgot those women” and went on to say that she believes the allegations from the 20 plus women are all part of an evil conspiracy to destroy a legacy. Phylicia tried to clarify her comments during an interview with ABC News. She played the “misquoted” card and if really wanted to play that card, she should’ve said, “We were at a luncheon! What I really said was, ‘Forget this low-mein. It’s inedible!'”
Phylicia Rashad Thinks The Bill Cosby Allegations Are Part Of An Orchestrated Takedown
So I guess “Bye Phylicia” is the new “Bye Felicia.”
And now we’re once again being reminded that actors are not the characters they play on TV. Bill Cosby is definitely not Cliff Huxtable and Phylicia Rashad is not Clair Huxtable. Because Clair Huxtable would never, but Phylicia Rashad would.
Most of the cast of The Cosby Show have kept their lips glued shut when it comes to the allegations from the 20 plus woman who claim that Bill Cosby drugged and raped them. Keshia Knight Pulliam recently opened up her mouth about it and only said that she wasn’t there and she can only speak of the man she loves who created a legacy. Even Rudy Huxtable knew that it’s probably not a good idea to stamp the “LIE-TELLER” label on Bill Cosby’s alleged victims. But Phylicia Rashad doesn’t care and she went all out while speaking with Showbiz 411’s Roger Friedman.
Keshia Knight Pulliam Got Shit From Donald Trump For Not Hitting Bill Cosby Up For Money On The Celebrity Apprentice
I hate myself for watching anything that the smegma-filled anal gland known as Donald Trump is a part of, but I cannot stay away from the Celebrity Apprentice, because when you mix together Botoxed crazies and desperate has-beens, you get a magical train wreck that you can’t keep your eyes off of. You probably didn’t read that sentence, because you’re too busy staring at that plastic object in the middle and wondering why a knock-off Barbie styling head sold at selected Dollar Trees is a contestant on the Celebrity Apprentice. Please, a knock-off Barbie styling head sold at selected Dollar Trees IS too famous for Celebrity Apprentice. That’s Kate Gosselin.
The first episode of the season aired last night and it was a mess that turned into an awkward cringe fest. Keshia Knight Pulliam was the first one fired by the roasted bag of toad shit and he mostly fired her for not calling Bill Cosby to ask for a donation for her charity. The challenge was for each team to raise as much cash as possible while selling pies they made themselves. The object of all of your wet dreams (and by “wet” I mean either vomit or panty cream) Geraldo Rivera was the project manager of the men’s team and Keshia led the women’s team. The season premiere was shot last March, before Bill Cosby’s alleged drug and raping ways were unswept from under the rug by Hannibal Buress. So Kenya Moore might not have known about the Bill Cosby stuff when she got on Keshia about calling him. Keshia brushed Kenya off and said that she was focusing on donors who were in NYC and was not going to call Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby’s Wife Thinks He’s The Real Victim
Camille Cosby pretty much made it clear where she stands when she put on a manufactured, creepy, Stepford Wife smile as her husband got pissy with an AP reporter for asking him about all the sexual abuse allegations against him. Camille Cosby didn’t need to say shit. We all know that she’s been putting her fingers in her ear holes and singing, “Stand by my maaaaaaan,” at the top of her lungs as accuser after accuser after accuser after accuser comes out. Camille is Ride or Die all the way even if the ride is filled with women he’s drugged up.
Camille probably should’ve just kept smiling that fake smile and not said a thing, but since Bill Cosby’s team is trying hard to get all of the water out of his sinking dingy, she’s released a statement. Camille says that the Bill Cosby you know from TV is the real Bill Cosby. Whoever wrote that shit for Camille knows exactly what they’re doing. When all those allegations were unswept from the rug by Hannibal Buress, several people on my Facebook feed said crap like, “I can’t believe that my TV father would do something like this!” In their brains, they couldn’t separate Dr. Huxtable the TV character from Bill Cosby the real-life person who isn’t his TV character. So Camille is feeding that and she, of course, brought that messy, messy Rolling Stone article into it. As Camille’s sister in denial Dottie Sandusky screamed, “PREACH, GIRL, PREACH,” she released this statement to CBS News:
NEW: Billy Cosby's wife Camille releases statement comparing coverage of her husband to Rolling Stone UVA rape story pic.twitter.com/lzWdytGC22
— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) December 15, 2014
To answer her question, you don’t have enough time for us to list all the victims. There’s only 24 hours in every day and only 365 days a year, and none of us want to spend it naming all the names in the long list of Bill Cosby’s alleged victims. Let’s just print out the list of every American from the Department of Records, cross off Bill Cosby’s name and hand that that over to Camille. It’ll be close enough.
Bill Cosby Would Like It If The Media Stayed Impartial When It Comes To Those Allegations Against Bill Cosby
Several weeks ago, Bill Cosby finally gave a statement regarding those allegations (you know, the ones that make you want to close your laptop and back away slowly) and in it he basically said he didn’t want to talk about it. But since the allegations haven’t seemed to stop (the latest coming from Beverly Johnson), Bill has decided to speak out once again, and just like last time, he pretty much says he doesn’t want to talk about it. However, he does have some advice for the media. During a phone call with Page Six on Friday, Bill commented on the sexual abuse allegations by saying the following:
“Let me say this. I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that you have to go in with a neutral mind.”
“Yay! Someone out there thinks I’m an excellent journalist!” exclaimed Don Lemon. Bill Cosby also went on to talk about his wife Camille, describing how she’s handling the never-ending allegations against her husband: