Category: Bees
Kyle Richards Was Hospitalized After She Was Attacked By Bees
Kyle Richards of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills threatened another Queen Bee’s place in her hive, but unlike with LisaVanderpump, this Queen Bee didn’t just move channels to E! and instead sent her bee minions to attack. Kyle was at home in Encino, CA when she came across a beehive on her property. The bees ended up going after Kyle and stung her. Kyle is allergic, so the attack sent her to the hospital. And Kyle is allergic and got stung a ton, ending up having a fun hospital weekend. Are we really sure these bees weren’t sent by Vanderpump, though? Were they honey bees, or did they produce rosé?
Beyoncé, Queen Of The Beyhive, Literally Has Several Beehives
Beyoncé recently revealed something that feels so on brand, I almost feel like she consulted with a team of brand consultants whose pitch meeting came down to literal bees, or a 20-acre lemon grove that supplies fruit for a high-end bottle lemonade company she also runs, called Beyoncé’s Lemonade. Beyoncé recently spoke to British Vogue about being Beyoncé and finding her joy, and we learned that part of her joy involves keeping two actual beehives at her house.
TGIF: Here’s A Bumblebee High-Fiving A Happy Drunk
Since it’s Friday, there’s not much going on and we’re all huddled around Duchess Kate’s vagine royale waiting for an actual jeweled crown to pop out as Prince Hot Ginge does vodka shots off of our ass cheeks (I wish), here’s a quick video to pass 40 seconds of your time. A heatwave has hit Britain (I think it’s like 89 there, which is UGHs and Burberry scarf weather here) and there’s only three things to do during a heatwave: get drunk, bro out with bumblebees and fuck. The happy drunk in this video did two out of three. I don’t know if that bumblebee is high-fiving that happy drunk or saying “don’t squash me, bro” by raising its leg. Whatever the case may bee, Pixar is totally going to make a 90-minute feature film starring the high-fiving bee and it’s going to make at least seventy five hundred trillion dollars domestically at the box office.
That bumblebee is lucky it came across a bunch of happy drunks in Britain instead of my abuelita. My abuelita used to catch bees mid-air and sting her legs with them, because she said it helped her arthritis. I CAN’T. Abuelitas aren’t just masters at wielding the chancleta, but they’re also bee-catching ninjas. If bees go extinct, blame all the abuelitas.
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