Category: And Twins
Tessa Thompson Kissed A Model In The Streets Of Sydney After Taika Waititi’s Party
I’ve been working all week, slaving away, scouring Instagram for pictures of Ben Affleck anguish-smoking, and refreshing Twitter every 5 minutes in the name of “my craft.” Tessa Thompson is supposedly “working” too, only her work thus far has involved being a slice of bread in a sexy sandwich after a night of partying with her Thor director Taika Waititi and the host of the one and only season of Boy Band, Rita Ora. Tessa followed that up with a PDA-filled morning-after stroll with a hot Australian model named Zac Stenmark who shares his Instagram account with his twin brother, hot Australian model Jordan Stenmark. Where did I go wrong?
Jason Momoa Is Absolutely Down For A Remake Of “Twins” Co-Starring Peter Dinklage
What we absolutely don’t need is yet another remake of a movie from the 80s with a plot that’s nothing more than a sight gag that’s been stretched out on the rack for 147 excruciating minutes. We don’t need it, we don’t want it, and for the love of cinema, please make it stop. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have Jean-Luc Godard on the line, he wants to pitch me on his directorial swan song. Goodbye. No, I’ve really got to go. I SAID GOOD DAY!
What’s that now? Jason Momoa and Peter Dinklage? I’m listening… AS TWINS? In a remake of the 1988 film Twins that starred Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito? Jean Luc, I’ve got to run! Something suddenly came up!
Hugh Hefner’s Twin Sister Exes Have Signed A Porn Deal Agreeing To Do Scenes Together
Good news for perverts who love the works of V.C. Andrews and George R.R. Martin. You won’t have to wait for the next season of Game Of Thrones to satisfy your twincest fantasies! Two of Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriends, twin Playboy Playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon, have just landed a massive, throbbing, seven-figure deal with the internet porn company Brazzers. And they will be appearing on screen together, as far as the law will allow. Guys, I don’t think it gets much sexier than this. Twins AND Hef’s discarded leftovers? It’s a wet dream come true.
Madonna Talks About Her Adoption Drama
Madonna just opened up a state-of-the-art children’s hospital in Malawi, the home country of her four adopted children; 11 year olds David and Mercy, and more recently, 5-year-old twins Estere and Stella. In a recent interview with People, Madonna vehemently denies that she’s the baby snatching celebrity she-devil she was made out to be in the wake of the controversy surrounding her adoption of David back in 2008.
Beyoncé Twins Reveal Shakes World To Its Core
Go ahead and hit play on this, it should be playing in the background before you proceed. Go to the 0:20 mark. I will wait.
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And Beyoncé saw that everything she had made was good, and there was evening and there was morning, the 6th day. Genesis 4:44
Under the cover of night, a hushed silence was pierced as the angels spontaneously broke out into rapturous adulation, their voices echoing throughout the universe with their heavenly refrains. Behold, bitches: The Twin Messiahs! Continue reading