"Prom Night" is one of my favorite horror movies from the 80s and of course Hollyweird has to go and eff it up. Here's the poster for the upcoming remake which stars Brittany Snow, Johnathon Schaech and some nobodies. The original starred Jamie Lee Curtis and Leslie Nielsen.

 

It's basically about these two hot chicks and these two dudes that were involved with the death of a young girl. Years later a crazed killer comes to seek revenge on the teens during their prom night. 

 

Why can't Hollywood come up with new shit? They always have to ruin the classics. Not only are they effing with "Prom Night," but they are also remaking "April Fool's Day" for 2008. Not right.  

 

Poster: Shock Till you Drop 

 

 

 

When Angelina Jolie introduced Zahara to the world she said she was an AIDS orphan. However, a woman claiming to be Zahara's birth mother talked to InTouch .

 

24-year-old Mentewab Dawit Lebiso told the magazine, "I want my daughter to come home to see where she is from. Her grandmother and I both tried very hard to raise her, and I want her to come home to regain her identity."

 

She said Zahara was conceived when she was raped by a stranger. After giving birth to Zahara in January of 2005 she left her, because there was no food and she thought Zahara was going to die.

 

 

Z's grandmother signed her over to an adoption agency. They say someone told the agency Z's mother was dead. The woman claims she never signed the adoption papers which means she could have a case in getting Z back.

 

The adoption agency says they have papers that Z's grandmother signed stating her daughter was dead.

 

Angelina is apparently aware that a woman has come forward claiming to be Z's mother.

 

Going up against Brangelina? Good luck with that. Even if the woman is Z's mother that doesn't mean anything. She ran away from baby Z, because she thought Z was going to die. Does that make any sense?

 

This also isn't the first time women have come forward claiming to be related to Z. A couple of years ago a woman claimed to be her mother. It was proven false.

 

The agency stands by their claim that Zahara's mother passed away.

 

Dramz.

 

 

I thought I'd use a picture of a shirtless Guy Ritchie for this story even though it's not really about him. He ain't so bad actually. Looks like a bulldog, but that's never stopped me in the past.

 

ANYWAYS, Madonna has been declared to be a "perfect mum" after a visit by Malawi's social services. Madge can officially adopt David Banda after a 3-day visit from Simon Chisale, Malawi's chief social welfare officer. 

 

Here's all the wonderful things Simon noticed:

 

 

Here we go with that kabbalahwallaballaa shit again. Save it Madge! Put it in the bank. Those African kids don't want to learn about that shit! Don't they have their own spiritual beliefs?! 

 

I don't want to walk on live sheeps!!! That'll hurt them. It's not nice and it's not luxurious.  

 

And I'm sure this is how the visit really went down, "Ello Mr. Social Services Man. My name is Madonna and here is a check for 3 million pounds. Have some tea? Blimey! Pip pip, Cheerio!" 

 

Source

 

 

 

"Gonna take some time to do the things we never haaaaaad!" Sorry everytime I hear the word Africa I think of that damn Toto song. Did they even have any other hits? That's my favorite elevator jam of all-time.

 

So…Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker has adopted a little baby girl from Africa. Her rep declined to give any kind of information. Mary-Louise and her new bundle were spotted all over Los Angeles over the weekend. Mary-Louise, 43, has one 3-year-old son with Billy Crudup. Remember, he left her ass knocked up for Claire Danes. What a skank he is!

 

I like her and I like the fact that she was low-key about it or is it that nobody cares? Well, good for her I say!  

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Madonna's adoption of David Banda was in jeopardy, because the social worker assigned to her case was barred from traveling to London by Malawi. It was reported that Madonna herself paid for the man's plane ticket causing officials to believe that she was buying his positive testimony.

 

The man has now been allowed to travel to the UK where he will assess the situation. He said, "There has been a change of mind by my government minister. I am expected to spend two weeks."

 

He said the whole thing was a misunderstanding that has been resolved.

 

His testimony is crucial on whether or not Madge will get final adoption of little David. She will.

 

Yeah, the misunderstanding being the amount of zeros on the check. Why even bother. David is living the life.

 

Source: People

 

 

 

The Daily Mail reports that Angelina Jolie will travel to Ethiopia to buy another baby. They claim she will go there in 3-months and pick out a new baby in hopes that it will patch up her relatinoship with Brad Pitt as well as making Zahara feel more at home in their family. This would be Angelina's 4th adopted baby.

 

A source said, "Angie in particular feels very strongly that while Shiloh will grow up seeing the family resemblance between herself and her natural parents, and Maddox and Pax will feel a connection through their birthplaces, Zahara has no such close-knit bond.

"They hope that by finding an Ethiopian brother or sister – preferably sister – for her, it will help Zahara feel more comfortable and happy in her own skin."

A few months ago there were rumors that Angelina was going to get another baby from Asia and that never happened, so I'm sure this is just a rumor.

In reading this article I also learned that Angie has a tattoo with the map co-ordinates of the country of each of her adopted children.

Click here to see it.

By the time she's 40, that shit is going to be hitting her wrist.