Penstone Kilembe was the child expert from Malawi assigned to review Madonna's adoption of David Banda. The Daily Mail reports that he has now been banned from reviewing the case, because the Child Welfare Board feels that he's become too close to Madonna after she paid for his plane ticket from Africa to London.

 

The Minister told the Malawi News, "We have already contacted Madonna that someone else and not Kilembe will come to assess her, because we feel Mr Kilembe personalised the whole issue when other people can go." 

 

Penstone said that this decision may result in David being sent back to his village in Africa.

 

He said, "What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David is sent back to his village."

 

Penstone's testimony at the final hearing for Madonna and David Banda was going to be crucial to the case. The Minister feels that with Madonna funding Penstone's trip it looks like she's trying to "buy" a favorable review.

 

Lame. Just let the kid stay with her. I'm sure sitting in a multi-million dollar London mansion is much more comfortable than sitting on a mat in the middle of the African desert with mosquitos buzzing around your ass.

 

Madonna is a dumbass for paying for the dude's ticket in the first place. It does look like she's buying his ass, but at this point who cares. Why is it that adopting a kid is so damn hard? Just ask the damn kid! 

 

 

 

 

This past weekend a dozen of 7-Eleven stores across the country turned into Kwik-E-Marts to promote "The Simpsons" movie which hits theaters July 27th. The Kwik-E-Marts will also sell items from the movie like Duff beer, Krusty O's, Squishees and Buzz Cola. 7-Eleven apparently paid for the entire thing.

 

7-Eleven's head bitch said, "We thought if you really want to do something different, the idea of actually changing stores into Kwik-E-Marts was over the top but a natural. It shows they get the joke."

 

It's pretty lame that I actually want to visit one of these. The Kwik-E-Mart locations are NYC, Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Burbank, Henderson, Orlando, Mountain View, Seattle, Bladensburg and one in Canada. 

 

 

 

 

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Mimi will follow-up her star-turning performances in "Glitter" and "Wisegirls" by playing herself in a new Adam Sandler comedy. JoBlo confirms that she will star in YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN. Dennis Dugan who just directed Adam in I NOW PROUNOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY will helm the film which starts in July with shooting in Los Angeles, NYC and Israel.

 

 

Adam wrote the film with comic genius Judd Apatow. This is going to be the best film EVER made. I smell an Oscar for Mimi…no that's just bacon…but either way she'll be happy.

 

 

 

20th Century Fox has purchased the rights to a live-action version film of the mega-popular computer game "The Sims." The computer game is the best-selling of all time with a whopping $1.6 billion in sales worldwide.

 

Fox says it will be live-action.

 

The Sims is a simulated computer game where players determine the careers, love lives, family lives and even personality of the characters in the game.

 

The creators won't have a hard time finding actors for this crap. Most actors in Hollyweird have no emotion and are basic robots. I hope The Sims movie turns out as well as Super Mario Bros. the Movie.

 

Source: Coming Soon

 

 

Spider-Man 3 opened with the biggest opening in movie history. It brought in $148 million in one weekend. It also beat records with the highest opening day ever with $59 on its first day. Internationally the flick made $227 million. Basically, it made a boat load.

 

I don't want to see this trash, because I already asked somebody if Kiki Dunst dies a miserable death. Unfortunately she doesn't, so eff that!

 

Source: Box Office Mojo

 

 

 

 

Let's just blow up Hollywood right now! They are obviously not capable of coming up with original ideas and their run must come to an end. Which brings me to our next story….

 

Nicole Kidman has committed a sin by purchasing the rights to my favorite movie of all-time "How to Marry a Millionaire" as a possible starring vehicle for herself. Nicky has plans to produce the film under 20th Century Fox.

 

The screenwriter from "The Terminal" will overhaul the entire story and bring it update. Yeah, more like MURDER it. This is not right. You can remake anything, but this!

 

The original starred Marilyn Monroe, Betty Grable and Lauren Bacall as hot bitches trying to catch a rich husband. This movie is GOLD and Nicky will pay for this! I'll see you in botox hell!

 

Source: Coming Soon