Afternoon Crumbs

Lunch time! Pour some fruit over that shit – Hollywood Tuna

Bai Ling really loves to show off her nippies – Egotastic!

Clooney and his call girl invade NYC – Popsugar

Shia LaDouche is growing on me – Just Jared

Ashton Kutcher looking douchier than usual – IDLYITW

The big gay moment on “Brothers and Sisters” – Towleroad

Holly Madison has wonky nipples (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Skanks at the Kentucky Derby – Hollywood Rag

Tommy Girl rocks the stink eye – Cityrag

Harrison Ford & Bruce Willis still get action – A Socialite’s Life

Madonna Looks So…..Surprised

Madonna was on “Today” this morning to discuss her new chicken cutlets. Actually, she was on to talk to creepy Ann Curry about her documentary called “I Am Because We Are.” It’s about orphans in Malawi.

She also talked to Ann about her own experiences with adopting little David Banda. Madge said the adoption process has been difficult, confusing and invasive. She said she has been finger printed 20 times and has had social workers come through her home. Of course it’s fucking difficult! She’s adopting a kid not buying a Volkswagen.

Madge’s faux British accent was intact through the whole interview. You know, it didn’t bother me. I was too distracted with Ann Curry’s creepy soft “interview voice.” The bitch has serial killer voice! It’s the voice you hear after you’ve been kidnapped and tied up at the bottom of a well. The serial killer crawls down, holds you, strokes your hair and tells you in creepy Ann Curry voice that everything will be okay. I’d rather hear Madge’s phoney British accent than Ann’s phoney “I care” voice.

Celebitchy has a transcript of the interview if you care. Below is the video, but let me know if there’s issues with RedLasso. I stopped using that shit, because it was freezing up people’s browsers (including my own). They claim they fixed their shit and I haven’t had a problem, but let me know.

Here’s some pics of Madge’s new face at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of documentary in NYC last night. I also threw in some Rosie O’Donnell.

Baby Number Four?

Posh and Becks have talked about having more children, but it looks like Posh is sick of being pregnant. The two may adopt a baby from African. Becks visited Sierra Leone with UNICEF and that trip moved him to want to adopt an orphan. Becks has apparently even talked to Tom Cruise about it, because Tom has two adopted children.

A source said “Tom has talked to David about how adoption changed him and how he’s been able to change the lives of two amazing children.” Posh & Becks’ spokeswhore deny the claims.

The couple currently have 3 boys.

Talking to Tom about adopting an African orphan? I’m sure Tom told Becks that he will definitely help him if……Becks let’s him toss his salad. “Can we talk about this over salads?” Tom knows nothing about adopting! He probably didn’t even handle the adoption of his kids. He just told his people that he needed to look softer in the media, so they handled it.

I think it’s a good idea for Posh & Becks to adopt. She’s always wanted a girl and I don’t think it’s healthy for her to carry a baby with all those alleged tummy tucks. That baby is going to be trapped. Living in Posh’s belly is like living in a Manhattan studio apartment. It’s not comfortable.

Here’s Posh wearing a robe from Z Gallerie while sashaying through the Toronto airport with Cruz.

Image: INFDaily.com

Hannah Montana Is Taking Over The World!

Hannah Montana slaughtered her competition at the box office this weekend. The “Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour” 3-D movie only opened on 683 screens, but still brought in $29 million. That’s around $42,000 per screen. Jessica Alba’s “The Eye” didn’t stand a chance. It came in second with only $13 million.

As expected, Eva LongWHORIA’s movie flopped. It managed to bring in $4.6 million. It still did better than Jessica Simpson’s last movie. Here’s how the weekend box office looked:

1. Hannah Montana – $29 million
2. The Eye – $13 million
3. 27 Dresses – $8.4 million
4. Juno – $7.4 million
5. Meet the Spartans – $7.1 million
6. Rambo – $7 million
7. The Bucket List – $6.8 million
8. Untraceable – $5.4 million
9. Cloverfield – $4.9 million
10. There Will Be Blood – $4.7 million

Hannah Montana scares the shit out of me. She’s taking over the world. I wonder which Presidential candidate she’s going to support, because that’s the winner right there.

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The Worst Bond Girl

Entertainment Weekly has named Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones the worst Bond girl of all-time. I agree, but Pierce Brosnan did have the best Bond line ever thanks to Christmas Jones. It was at the end of the movie when Bond and Christmas are doing it on a building or something and he says, “I thought Christmas only came once.” I spit out my Mr. Pibb in the movie theater to that line.

Here’s the rest of the worst list:

10. Maud Adams as Octopussy in Octopussy
9. Lynn-Holly Johnson as Bibi Dahl in For Your Eyes Only
8. Lois Chiles as Holly Goodhead (amazing name) in Moonraker
7. Cary Lowell as Pam Bouvier in License to Kill
6. Britt Ekland as Mary Goodnight in The Man with the Golden Gun
5. Karin Dor as Helga Brandt in You Only Live Twice
4. Maryam D’Abo as Kara Milovy in The Living Daylights
3. Corrine Clery as Corrine Dufour in Moonraker
2. Tanya Roberts as Stacey Sutton in A View to a Kill
1. Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones in The World is Not Enough

And the best:

10. Carole Bouquet as Melina Havelock in For Your Eyes Only
9. Jill St. John as Tiffany Case in Diamonds are Forever
8. Lotte Lenya as Rosa Klebb in From Russia with Love
7. Michelle Yeoh as Wai Lin in Tomorrow Never Dies
6. Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye
5. Barbara Bach as Anya Amasova in The Spy Who Loved Me
4. Eva Green as Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale
3. Diana Rigg as Tracy Di Vicenzo in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
2. Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore in Goldfinger
1. Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder in Dr. No

Where’s Grace Jones, Jane Seymour, Kim Basinger and Teri Snatcher?! Kim, Jane and Teri can all go on the worst list. Grace definitely needed to be on the best. She really should have played James Bond instead, but her Bond girl was one of my faves.

Denise as the worst is on point. Denise as a research scientist? She can’t even spell that.

Image: Rope of Silicon

The Razzie Nominations: Lohan Is A Winner (Or Loser)!!!!

Lindsay Lohan’s hard work in “I Know Who Killed Me” has paid off. Linds was nominated for 3 Razzie Awards this morning. She was nominated for Worst Actress twice as well as Worst Screen Couple, because she plays two people. Congratulations! Here’s the rest of the nominations:

Worst Picture of the Year
Bratz
Daddy Day Camp
I Know Who Killed Me
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Norbit

Worst Actor of the Year
Nicolas Cage, Ghost Rider & National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Jim Carrey, The Number 23
Cuba Gooding Jr., Daddy Day Camp
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit), Norbit
Adam Sandler, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

Worst Actress of the Year
Jessica Alba, Awake, Fantastic Four & Good Luck Chuck
All 4 chicks from the Bratz movie
Elisha Cuthbert, Captivity
Diane Keaton, Because I Said So
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey), I Know Who Killed Me
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota), I Know Who Killed Me

Click here to see the rest of the nominations

I have a feeling Linds is going to sweep this year! I’m also pretty shocked that Norbit got so many nominations. That was some good shit! Shit being the key word. That should be up for the Oscars not the Razzies. Oh well. Different strokes.