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Julia Stiles is Going to Eff This Up
April 25, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Why does Hollywood keep giving important roles to sluts who can't act? Is it that hard to find someone who can actually show some emotion? Anyway, Julia Stile's lumpy face will produce and star in a film version of "The Bell Jar."
The semi-autobiographical novel by Sylvia Plath tells the story of Esther Greenwood, a young reporter who seeks to make a name for herself in New York but spirals into depression and moves back to Boston. She eventually undergoes electroshock therapy and makes several attempts to take her own life.
Shooting is expected to begin later this year.
Was Kate Winslet not available?
Source: Coming Soon
The Joker’s a Fake
April 24, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The first shot of Heath Ledger as The Joker in the new Batman movie that hit the internet yesterday is a fake. A poster at the Superhero Hype message boards decoded the puzzle. The faker used a picture of Heath Ledger from the "Candy" premiere and also a make-up test shot from "Lord of the Rings" featuring Orlando Bloom to create the fake.
Ugh, how am I going to sleep tonight?!
The Most Expensive Movie Ever Made
April 23, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Spider-Man 3 will be a huge hit when it opens on May 4th. There's no doubt about that. The last film grossed over $1 billion worldwide. Radar is reporting that the movie cost a mind-boggling $500 million to put together including production costs and marketing. Insiders say production alone cost $350 million.
A rep from Sony says it only cost $270 million. Only?! Producer Laura Ziskin said, "I refuse to say the [real] number because it makes me choke. 'Spider-Man 3' was a super-expensive movie – the most expensive film we've ever made. But there's no way you can get to $300 million."
I'm sure making Kiki Dunst look halfway decent cost at least $80 million.
Hohan Out, Sienna In
April 23, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Lindsay Lohan backed out last week of starring in "The Best Time of Our Lives" with Keira Knightley. Sources say that Lindsay didn't like the way the script was coming together. They probably cut all her sex scenes out.
Sienna Miller has replaced Lindsay in the film about two women fighting over Welsh poet Dylan Thomas. Keira's mommy wrote the script.
Matthew Rhys will play Dylan Thomas, Sienna will play his wife and Keira will play his childhood friend.
Shooting begins this May in Wales. Cillian Murphy also stars.
Bad teeth alert! I hope they have a dentist on the crew. Sienna makes more sense than Lindsay anyway. At least Sienna can sort of act. Sort of.
Source: Coming Soon
Madge Leaves Malawi, Doesn’t Purchase
April 23, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Madge, Lourdes and David left Malawi this weekend without a new purchase. It was rumored that she was going to adopt a little girl named Grace, but so far that hasn't happened. She also left Africa without meeting with David's bio-daddy.
The orphanage had organized a meeting between David's daddy and Madonna, but it was cancelled by Madge's camp. A source at the orphanage said that he waited around, but they never showed.
Madonna and company were in Africa for her "Raising Malawai" foundation to build a children's health center.
In her defense, she doesn't owe David's daddy anything. He gave up his child and she's now his mother. I'm sure his daddy will cry to the press on how difficult Madonna is. He needs to recognize.
Source: People
And The Oscar Goes To……
April 21, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The trailer for “El Cantante” starring JLo and Skeletor has finally arrived. It isn’t as awful as I expected, but it’s just the trailer. JLo looks really hot, but homegirl can’t act to save her life. If asses could get Oscars, hers would surely take the cake. I just can’t stand her high-pitched voice. She should just stand there and keep her mouth shut!
That being said, Skeletor was BORN to play a heroin-head. They probably had to do make-up and prosthetics to make him look healthy for the character’s pre-crackhead days.
VIA JJB