Category: African Orphans
Brad Gets Burned
April 20, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Brad Pitt will join his boyfriend, George Clooney, AGAIN in "Burn After Reading." The black comedy centers on a CIA agent who loses the disc of the book he's currently writing. The rest of the plot is shrouded in mystery and it's unknown what role Bradley will play.
Shooting will begin late August. Joel and Ethan Cohen will direct from their own screenplay. Frances McDormand will also star.
Brad and George have worked together in all the "Ocean's 11" movies as well as "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind."
Stop the Beat Already!
April 19, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Here’s the official trailer for “Hairspray” based on Broadway musical based on the movie. It hits theaters this Summer. If you loved John Waters’ Hairspray, you’ll probably hate this. It looks like they’ve removed anything dark, edgy or interesting that the first one had and replaced with sugar, glitter and Travolta. BARF!
Michelle Pfeiffer looks hot, but she didn’t need to embarass herself with this cotton candy crap!
Madonna’s New Army
April 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Teenage students from an African middle-school formed a ring around Madonna, David and Lourdes to protect them from journalists. The kids started throwing stones at the reporters that were trying to get close to Madonna.
Madge was returning to the orphanage where she adopted David to meet with his father. Police later took over for the stone-throwing kids and moved the media away, so she could meet with David's father in private.
She should hire those kids. They look happy. I can't say anything bad…well…she should comb her hair and Ed Hardy is sick! That's it. Oh and David's a total doll. Ok that's it.
Thanks Youri
Madge in Malawi
April 16, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Madonna arrived in Malawi today via a private jet. She kept her 14-month-old David by her side. Rumors are that Madge is in Africa to adopt another baby named Grace, but her rep has shot down the rumors. Her rep did that the last time with David as well.
She is also expected to visit with David's birth father, Yohane Banda. Yohane told the press that he didn't know she was coming to visit and he hasn't heard a peep from her since she left Africa.
He said, "I understand that she is a busy person but if there is an opportunity, I would appreciate it if she could tell me how my son is doing, which has not been the case so far."
Yohane needs to shut his ass. Didn't he give up his kid for adoption? I mean..Madge doesn't owe him anything. He just wants cash…let's be real.
The First Movie Sucked!
April 16, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Edward Norton will play The Incredible Hulk in another film version of the comic. Eric Bana played the Hulk a couple of years ago and the movie wasn't a huge hit as the studio had hoped. Eddie is hoping to breathe new life into the franchise with shooting to begin this Summer.
The President of Marvel comics said, "Edward Norton is a rare talent and one of the most versatile actors in the business. His ability to transform into a particular role makes him the ideal choice to take on the character of Bruce Banner and the Hulk. Edward is perfectly suited to bring one of the most popular and important Marvel icons to the bigscreen in a new and exciting way."
The movie is due June 13, 2008.
Ed's gonna have to bulk up for this mess, but it's still going to tank. Nobody cares about that green ho!
Christina Ricci Takes Some Speed
April 13, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Christina Ricci and her five-head will star in the big-screen version of "Speed Racer" opposite Emile Hirsch. Christina will play Trixie to Emile's Speed. The live-action film of the classic cartoon will follow Speed in his quest for car-racing glory.
John Goodman and Susan Sarandon will play Speed's parents.
The film is being written and directed by The Wachowski Brothers, best known for the "Matrix" movies.
Speed Racer will be released May 9, 2008.
This will most likely suck hardcore, but I can dig it. Christina is perfect casting if you ask me. I love this disco ball head.
Source: Coming Soon