Prince Hot Ginge and Prince George carpooled to THE QUEEN’s house yesterday for a pre-Christmas lunch. As they pulled up, Prince George looked out the window and thought, “Sigh, I really hope Prince Uncle Ginge doesn’t get all drunk and emotional again, because I don’t want him telling me his stupid problems all night long…” – Lainey Gossip

Adele says she used to drink 10 cups of sugary tea a day. “Pfft, amateur!” said my cousin who drinks about 10 sugary Cokes before noon – Celebitchy

Things That Made David Foster Go Hmmmm: Yolanda Foster’s Lyme disease struggles – Reality Tea 

So, here’s Nicki Minaj’s camel toe – Drunken Stepfather

So, here’s Carrie Fisher’s chichis (with a special guest appearance by Gary Fisher) – The Superficial 

Okay, which one of you wrote that Sean Penn tweet?! – Towleroad

The Slow One’s ass looks like it’s trying to slowly escape from her body all sneaky-like – The Nip Slip 

The top of Daisy Ridley’s dress looks like it’s made out of a bunch of cut-up holiday placemats – Popoholic

Like most of the world, Roc Nation forgot about Rita Ora and now she’s suing them to get out of her contract – Just Jared

Now I know what to wear if my mom drags me to mass on Christmas Eve! – OMG Blog

If you’re a Star Wars nerd and a weather nerd, this is your dream girl – The Berry 

Margaret Cho has joined Fashion Police as a permanent co-host – HuffPo

The Katsopolis twins from Full House look like this now – Popsugar

Another day, another photo shoot where Miley Cyrus is wearing pasties made from craft supplies bought at Michael’s – Hollywood Tuna  

Chelsea Handler used her puppies to cover her puppies and they’re so not here for that – SOW

Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar are really getting the itch to fuck up another young life – Starcasm

Pic: AP

No, this is not Justin Bieber fucking Kourtney Kartrashian on a car. Like Pimp Mama Kris would be okay with one of her hos getting zero face time in a sex pic  – The Superficial 

Taylor Swift and Apple Music not only made up, they’re pretty much butt fucking without rubbers at this point – Lainey Gossip 

Big Ang’s cancer has come back – Reality Tea 

Dita Von Teese’s corset must’ve been too tight during this interview because I think she lost some circulation to her brain – Celebitchy

I see that Taylor Swift donates her hand-me-downs to Jaime King – Drunken Stepfather

This Catholic priest really knows how to party and he really, really knows how to spend those collection basket coins – Towleroad

Jennifer Lawrence looked like a bride in a beach wedding at the Joy premiere – Hollywood Tuna 

The kids from A Christmas Story looks like this now – Pajiba

Selena Gomez’s tight middle hair part is very “Catholic grandma going to a funeral or to the wedding of  a trick she doesn’t like” – Popoholic

I didn’t know that Iggy Azalea was in the new Star Trek movie – IDLYITW

Sad news for those of you who wanted to watch Beyonce try to “act” again, she’s not going to be in the latest remake of A Star Is Born – Jezebel

I’ve been praying for nudes of Nyles from America’s Next Top Model to leak, but I guess I’ll take this in the meantime – OMG Blog

The Critics’ Choice Awards nominations are out… and they’re not awful – Just Jared

Josh Duggar’s brothers don’t want to be like him and not because he molested children, but because he cheated on his wife – Starcasm

The universe keeps trying to kill Leonardo DiCatchAHo – Popsugar

Pic: Instagram

Back in January, Mandy Moore filed papers to legally quit Ryan Adams after 6 years of marriage and their divorce still isn’t finalized, because they’re fighting over cash and pussy. TMZ says that Mandy filed new papers saying that Ryan refuses to pay spousal support and he hasn’t helped out with their army of pets. Those two things are keeping them from cremating their marriage and spreading its ashes all over the Rose Bowl flea market like any good divorced hipster couple.

E! News adds that Mandy will happily wrap up their marriage as soon as Ryan agrees to pay her $36,794 a month in spousal support along with $100,000 for her lawyer fees and another $50,000 for her accountant fees. Mandy claims that Ryan makes a whole lot more than her. Mandy says she works 40 hours a week and pulls in $31,000 a month. That includes royalties for her music and the movies she’s done. Mandy thinks that Ryan makes around $151,300 a month.

Mandy wants Ryan to drop her a check every month, because she can’t cover all of her expenses on what she makes. Mandy says that her expenses are more than $37,000 a month and that includes her mortgage, the $3,000 she spends on a housekeeper, the $2,600 she spends on their pets and the $11,000 she spends on clothes. Ryan only wants to help her with the mortgage.

On top of that, Mandy and Ryan are the Duggars of pet owners, because they have 6 cats and 2 dogs. Apparently, Ryan agreed to take 2 cats, but he hasn’t yet. Mandy wants him to take 4. Mandy claims she’s had to pass up jobs to take care of their animal family when her housekeeper is sick.

Four things:

1. I would’ve never guessed that Ryan Adams makes almost 5 times more than the star of Chasing Liberty. That shocked me for a second.

2. Mandy Moore spends $11,000 a month on clothes?! Someone please point out the nearest Ross on a map for Mandy.

3. How do you decide who gets which cat? What if there’s one asshole cat neither of you wants? Do you flip a coin? Or do you take that to court as well and it becomes a reverse custody fight?

4. I have a feeling that if Ryan doesn’t give Mandy what she wants, TMZ is going to magically get a hold of a video of him fucking a Taylor Swift Real Doll while calling it the Shakespeare of our time.

Pics: Splash

God, even the Duggars’ Christmas decorations multiply like rabbits – false_azure

Upvote winner:

Anybody else feeling claus-trophobic? – Sheena

Pic: Reddit

You’re probably freebasing Red Bull and crushed Vivarin right now, because the break-up of  Tim Tebow and Olivia Culpo kept your eyelids open all night. Well, TMZ has more information we all need to know. TMZ says that it’s impossible that Tim Tebow and Olivia Culpo broke up, because they were never together in the first place.

The story was that Miss Universe 2012 dumped Tim Tebow after 2 months of dating, because her chocha was hungry for peen and wrapped around his peen is a note that reads, “For my future wife and future wife only.” But sources tell TMZ that Tim and Olivia didn’t date for 2 minutes, let alone 2 months. They met at church and hung out with friends, but they never went out alone together. The source claims that the tabloids made it all up.

UsWeekly’s source says that Tim was “super into her” and thinks she’s a “goddess,” but she just got out of a relationship with ex-purity ring wearer turned professional gay baiter Nick Jonas and wasn’t looking for another boyfriend. Olivia’s publicist, I mean, the source, really should’ve kept the “goddess” part out, because that’s when it turned straight into “fanfic written by Olivia Culpo” territory.

So there we go. Tim Tebow and Olivia Culpo probably didn’t date. They definitely didn’t fuck and he’s probably still a coochie virgin. And I fully expect People to report that Michelle Duggar is pregnant for the 4,567,987th time. Because knowing that Tim Tebow is still available for one of his daughters to marry made Jim Bob Duggar shoot a load so powerful that it ripped through his double-pleated khakis and landed in Michelle’s eye. Yup, Michelle and Jim Bob are so fertile that even a load to the eye can knock her up.

Pic: GQ

Tom Cruise may star in a reboot of The Mummy. No, he’s not playing the title role. I checked. If he does it, that movie is going to be about 5 minutes long, because the mummy army will turn to dust as soon as he starts bitching about how his assistant doesn’t know how to handle cookie dough right – Lainey Gossip

Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day are doing it full-time, because true love is real and because they probably think they can get a reality show out of it  – Reality Tea 

My high school guidance counselor really should’ve told me to be a dog acupuncturist to the stars since that’s where the cash is at – Celebitchy

And here’s JLo in Marie Claire wearing the most clothes I’ve seen her wear in a while  – Drunken Stepfather

In other words, they really turned up Tracy Morgan’s morphine drip in the hospital – The Superficial 

Adriana Lima’s nipples: here they are – The Nip Slip 

Michael B. Jordan is lubed up and ready to go in Men’s Fitness – Towleroad

The human in Chrissy Teigen’s stomach is growing… Although, it may have relocated to her top knot – Popoholic

Bella Thorne’s maybe arch rival is in Jalouse Magazine – Hollywood Tuna 

The dude who did the voice of Arnold in Hey Arnold! sort of looks like a Bushwick Jimmy Kimmel – The Berry 

Will Smith wants to run for office. I am only okay with this if Jaden Smith writes all of his campaign speeches – Jezebel

I see that Pimp Mama Kris is giving Josh Duggar money tips – IDLYITW

Frank Gifford suffered from a concussion-related brain disease – Just Jared

The little girl who has been part of Chris Rock’s family for years is in the US on a visitor visa – Wetpaint

What in workout wear by Hefty HELL is Gwen Stefani wearing? – Popsugar

Joe Jonas and Roseanne: My new favorite it couple – SOW

Rachel McAdams, who? Mimi channeled her inner Regina George for her Emmy-worthy Christmas movie – Lainey Gossip 

Pic: Splash