Thanksgiving Eve Crumbs
Tom Cruise may star in a reboot of The Mummy. No, he’s not playing the title role. I checked. If he does it, that movie is going to be about 5 minutes long, because the mummy army will turn to dust as soon as he starts bitching about how his assistant doesn’t know how to handle cookie dough right – Lainey Gossip
Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day are doing it full-time, because true love is real and because they probably think they can get a reality show out of it – Reality Tea
My high school guidance counselor really should’ve told me to be a dog acupuncturist to the stars since that’s where the cash is at – Celebitchy
And here’s JLo in Marie Claire wearing the most clothes I’ve seen her wear in a while – Drunken Stepfather
In other words, they really turned up Tracy Morgan’s morphine drip in the hospital – The Superficial
Adriana Lima’s nipples: here they are – The Nip Slip
Michael B. Jordan is lubed up and ready to go in Men’s Fitness – Towleroad
The human in Chrissy Teigen’s stomach is growing… Although, it may have relocated to her top knot – Popoholic
Bella Thorne’s maybe arch rival is in Jalouse Magazine – Hollywood Tuna
The dude who did the voice of Arnold in Hey Arnold! sort of looks like a Bushwick Jimmy Kimmel – The Berry
Will Smith wants to run for office. I am only okay with this if Jaden Smith writes all of his campaign speeches – Jezebel
I see that Pimp Mama Kris is giving Josh Duggar money tips – IDLYITW
Frank Gifford suffered from a concussion-related brain disease – Just Jared
The little girl who has been part of Chris Rock’s family for years is in the US on a visitor visa – Wetpaint
What in workout wear by Hefty HELL is Gwen Stefani wearing? – Popsugar
Joe Jonas and Roseanne: My new favorite it couple – SOW
Rachel McAdams, who? Mimi channeled her inner Regina George for her Emmy-worthy Christmas movie – Lainey Gossip
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