Rita Ora, Taika Waititi, And Tessa Thompson Got Into A Three-Way Kiss Over The Weekend

I don’t know if there’s an award for the celebrity couple that somehow managed to yank the spotlight off of The Return of Bennifer (and really, what kind of organization would even present such an honor?). But if there is, then Rita Ora and Taika Waititi better start writing their acceptance speeches. Because this time they’re getting ten tons of attention with the help of Tessa Thompson.

Academy Award-winning writer and director Taika Waititi and award show-invitee Rita Ora have reportedly been a thing for a little over a month, which started after Rita was seen in Australia with Taika, where he’s filming Thor: Love and Thunder. After appearing near each other at several events, they made their semi-official public debut last week, when photographers just so happened to catch them walking together around Bondi Beach. Well, they continue to keep Australian photographers busy. The Daily Mail reports that Rita, Taika, and Tessa Thompson were all spotted together on Sunday in Sydney. That wouldn’t be so strange to see, considering Taika is directing Thor: Love and Thunder, and Tessa will return to the Thor-niverse as the character Valkyrie. But all three were seen in various combinations of making out after partying all night at Taika’s house:

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The Daily Mail has many, many pictures from Sunday, and they show that there were more people than just Rita, Taika, and Tessa there. So there are a couple of ways these pictures could be explained. Maybe Taika and Rita were looking for a third, and Tessa was their second choice after a hot gaffer blew them off. Maybe they saw cameras peeping on their little party and decided to troll photographers. Or maybe that wine was working overtime. Who is to say! But I’m sure Rita is happy with the outcome. Not since “Black Widow” has the cooperation of another woman done so much to help to boost her profile.

Tessa Thompson has been rumored to have maybe dated Janelle Monáe in the past, but it’s not known if she’s dating anyone presently. And we can’t know for sure if Tessa is the critical piece that has turned Rita and Taika’s couple into a throuple, because their reps never got back to The Daily Mail when they reached out for a comment on this situation. Even without a solid confirmation, I still think it’s important to think of a potential throuple name. But after exercising every possible combination of their letters, the best I’ve come up with is: Reiki Session. Hopefully, they’ll give us a week before their next photographed encounter because I could really use the time to workshop something better.

Pics: Wenn.com