Who Is The First Hot Slut Of The Month Of 2021?
It’s just been three weeks since we crowned King Leslie Jordan as our Hot Slut of 2020, and we’re already voting on who will be the first Hot Slut of the Month of this year, because as a wise man once told me, “You have to keep moving forward.” And yes, as you suspected, that wise man was a Grindr trick who told me, “You have to keep moving forward,” as I stopped and said, “But maybe we can watch a movie or something?”, while he ushered me to the door ten seconds after busting a nut. January’s HSOTM showdown is an all-star event. It’s filled with two bona fide stars, an instant star, and a heroic star who melted hearts everywhere. As always, the first three choices got the most Facebook likes and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices for January’s HSOTM are:
Bernie Sander’s Mittens, the handmade mittens that helped Bernie became one of the stars of Inauguration Day and an inspiration to those who don’t give a shit and are ready to leave an event one second after arriving.
Viennetta, the sugary concoction of grocer’s freezer elegance that is returning to American mouths this year after 30 years away. Thank you, Viennetta, for Making America Glamorous Again!
Charo, who really needs no introduction, ever.
Boncuk, the devoted pooch who became Turkey’s ambassador for The We Don’t Deserve Dogs movement by waiting outside of a hospital for days as her beloved human was recovering from an illness inside.
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced next Wednesday, February 24!
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