Hot Slut Of The Day!
CHARO!
As the clock hit midnight on the first day of 2021, many of us definitely tiptoed into the new year like, “Bitch, don’t jinx our asses by saying this is going to be the best year ever. Just keep your head down and don’t make any sudden moves,” because we all want a sequel to 2020 like we wanted a damn sequel to Speed. And so, the best way to step into 2021 is to step into it on the right foot (while cuchi cuchi-ing) and that means starting the year off right by finally paying homage to the diamond-encrusted angelic goddess that is CHARO!
In the almost 16 years that this site has existed, Charo has never been HSOTD (her gorgeous 80s soap star-looking son Shel Rasten was a Hot Slut Of The Day back in 2015), so it’s time, and Charo being HSOTD is an industrial-strength palate cleanser to wipe away the tonsil stone-covered diarrhea nugget called 2020. Charo being crowned HSOTD needs no explanation, but she helped us get through 2020 and the beginning of the pandemic by giving us toilet paper tips, telling us to replace the hug with a social-distanced cuchi cuchi, and showing us how to properly wash the ick off our hands while teaching us the correct way to say “Mississippi” (it’s Missy-Pee-Pees!). And in the final moments of 2020, the ageless and multi-talented Spanish blossom (or as Hilaria Baldwin calls Charo, “Mi hermana nativa!“) blessed us with good wishes and educated us on Spain’s New Year’s tradition, the twelve grapes of luck. Former HSOTD Shel Rasten also makes an appearance and shows us he’s not only a master at exuding pure hotness that makes you say, “Fabio, WHO?”, but he’s also a master at acting!
Now, I’m not going to jinx our asses by saying that 2021 is going to be a magical year for all of us, so I will only say that 2021 is a year that is going to happen. But well if on New Year’s Eve 2021, we find ourselves lounging on the yacht we bought after winning the lottery while breathing in the COVID-free air and eating the grapes that our boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard is hand-feeding us, we can thank Saint Charo for blessing us!
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